1 day left...Ready

Relaxing and getting ready to go back to work..........

Sender normalt ikke sms overfyldt med komplimenter, men i dette tilfaelde gores en undtagelse..knus fra den sodeste, rareste, smukkeste, mest sexede, pragtfulde, intelligente, tiltraekkende og mest beskeden ven du har....

2 days left..

2 days left before I will go back to work, In one way I look forward to it and in another I don´t because of my son...I will miss him soooo much But the good thing is that he is home together with my bf....


Et smil saa smukt!...Et ansigt saa paent!...En krop saa dejlig!... En IQ saa hoj!...En person saa perfekt!...Naa...Nok om mig hvordan gaar det med dig idag?..

Another visit

Everyone went to lunch at a friends house...

3 mus sidder og praler. 1. Mus, jeg kan drikke 10 bajere. 2. Mus jeg kan drikke 20. 3. Mus jeg gider ikke hore jeres pral. Nu gaar jeg ud og knepper katten...

Doc

At 2pm I went to the doc to get a test which the result I will get in 10 days...Els everything looked fine...

Manden dor, og efter 3 uger faar konen "kontakt" med ham. Konen: Hvordan har du det? manden: jeg faar noget at spise og bagefter har jeg sex...Konen: Hvad saa derefter? Manden : Saa spiser jeg og har sex.. Konen: Og derefter? Manden: Spiser og har sex. Konen: Er der saa dejligt i himlen? Manden: Himlen?..Jeg er sgu kanin paa laesso, Ja....

A Short Visit

We all went to visit my mom-in-law to get few thing we had forgot few days before...as usually we got coffee...

Hvad gor kvinder ved deres rovhul om morgene...? Smorer 8 halve og sender ham paa arbejdet....

Lunch At Druedahl

My sweetie and I went to meet with a friend and her daughter from our parenting group at Druedahl for lunch and coffe/cappu...It was really nice and the weather was nice as well...

Manden staar i haven i netundertroje, langskaegget osv.. konen gaar forbi og siger: Jeg ville ikke staa der, hvis jeg var dig...De henter storskrald idag...

One Day Trip To Germany

My mom-in-law and I drove to Germany to shop, I don´t think I will mention how many bottles we bought cause there were many.....but there were also a bit candy.. It was a fun mom/daughter-in-law day..

Naar den forste solstraale dig rammer, er det bare mig der sender en krammer, haaber bare den varmer dit sind, saa dagens lykke kan finde derind.!

Did Nothing

Politiet har besluttet at fartboder skal beregnes ud fra bilistens IQ.. Saa kor bare staerkt. Du har raad til det!!!

BBQ

We for dinner at my mom-in-laws..it was really nice and we could be outside BBQ great...

Det var 3 maend paa 65, 75 og 85 aar der sad paa en baenk. manden paa 65 aar strakte armene hojt over hovedet og sagde ahhhhh...nu foler jeg mig som en paa 30 aar. manden paa 75 aar gjorde det samme og sagde ahhh...Jeg foler mig en paa 40 aar. den 85 aarige gjorde det samme og sagde ahhhh...nu foler jeg mig som en nyfodt, de to andre saa forbavset paa ham og sagde hvordan det? Jo sagde han, jeg har ikke noget haar, ingen taender og har lige skidt i bukserne....

The Zoo.

Today in his bathtub he stood up by himselves...

My son´s first time to the zoo;O) He saw some birds, monkeys, lions, camels and after his nap we went inside to pet the goats, he was a bit interested lol... Stayed couple of hours...aw my feet....been walking around for hours, glad we had the car to get home in...

Hej...Smil engang...Ja Saadan...Saa sodt...hvis du kunne se dig selv nu...Ville du vide hvorfor jeg holder af dig...

Visiting

First we visit my moms-in-laws, stayed couple of hours. Then when we got home we had a visit from my dad-in-law and cousin for coffee...

Nogen...Savner dig...Behover dig...Taenker paa dig...Ensom uden dig...Zoologisk Have...De mangler en abe...

Lunch, Coffee and Cake

We all visit some friends and stayed for lunch, coffee and cake....

Et knus er ikke bare dejligt, det er livsvigtigt. Et knus kan lindre smerte og daarligt humor. Gore den lykkelige lykkeligere og den mest trygge mere tryg. Et knus foles rart, overvinder frygt, losner spaendingen og giver motion. Vi skal straekke os hvis vi er smaa og boje os, hvis vi er hoje. Et knus skader ikke miljoet, det sparer energi, kraever ikke noget udstyr. Et knus gor en glad dag gladere og en umulig dag mulig. Derfor et kaempe knus fra mig til dig....

Happy B-Day

A Huge Happy Birthday to Anne who turns 30, I really hope you have a wonderful Day;O)

Hey...Har lige hort at du skal i tv paa DR 1 i neaste uge og fortaelle om dit sexliv.. Programmet hedder "Hvornaar var det nu det var"...

Relaxing day

First i went to the doctor with my son because he has rash on the side of his mouth.. The doc told me it was Borneeksem..Okay and that was the .....I guess third or fourth time visit at the doc before the firgured that one out!

Son and I went to meet with Timon who´s a friend lol...We walked throught the town, stopped for cappu and a coke... Talking and I heard about her and her bf´s trip to Marmaris...Wonderful..It was quite nice and I can´t wait to see the pictures... Relaxing day great....

To jyder er paa rejse i USA. De indlogerer sig paa et motel og bliver pludselig vaekket midt om natten. Udenfor staar en rover som raaber; Hands up! Den ene jyde vender sig om mod kammeraten som ligger i sengen og siger; Hans du skal op.....

Visit From My Dad

We had a visit from my dad and his gf, which were really nice also because it has been a while since I last saw him because of what happen... But it was nice we were sitting and talking and he told about his past etc... wonderful... so did I.. I finally gave him he present which I bought a while ago...His birthday was in June lol better late than never right.....

Mellem bosser: -Se hvor behaaret mit bryst er. Det er fordi jeg smorer vaseline paa hver dag.! - Gu´er det da ej. Saa skulle der gro en hestehale ud af min rov!

Dinner

Went downtown crusing.... We also went our for dinner which we havent been since my birthday and it was quite nice and a lot of food that I couldnt eat dessert... LMAO.

"Hvor er her dog morkt og uhyggeligt", sagde den lille pige til bornelokkeren, da de gik ind i skoven.... "Saa taenk paa mig", sagde han, "Jeg skal gaa alene tilbage....!"

A Day W/ Visits

First I went to excercise, havent done that for a while.. so I was feeling quite nice....Then first my cousin, my son´s aunt came by she had bought some toys for him...
Then while she was there my dad-in-law came by....so we had some coffee...

To enaeggedetvillinger blev fodt, drenge. Foraeldrene opkaldte dem begge Aksel, da der ikke skulle gores forskel. Gennem deres barndom fik de et tilnavn , saa man kunne skelne imeelem dem. Som spaed- Lille Aksel og Store Aksel, da den ene var lidt mindre end den anden. Som Born - Lyse Aksel og Morke Aksel, da den ene var lidt morkere end den anden. Som voksen - Foraksel og bagaksel, da den ene var til piger, den anden til drenge......

An Old Friend

An old friend, her bf and their daughter came by for lunch and coffee...It has been like 10 years since we last saw each other so it was really nice...So I hope that we can visit them in the autumm..We also took some really cute pictures of the kids;O)

Manden staar bag sin kone i badet og tar om hendes bryster. Uhhm boller fra Kohberg siger han. Hun raekker haanden bagud og fnyser: Ja, og mini flutes fra Hatting...

Picnick In The Park

My sweetie Pie and I were meeting with the parenting group in the park near the habour... Each had brought some food and the we had a picnick.. the weather was first windy then warm but if we stayed in the sun it wasnt that cold.... Stayed few hours and I got my bf to pick us up nice nice...

Kvinden til manden: -Hvad foretraekker du: En intelligent eller smuk kvinde? -Ingen af delene, skat. Du ved jo, jeg kun elsker dig.....

Baby Bio/ Finished Our Balcony

Bf, son and I went to Baby bio where we saw the movie Sahara which was funny and good...
Brought some fruit and water for Emil my son and he took a nap and woke up when the movie finished;O) excellent...

Afterwards went home and finish our balcony buying 2 flower boxes, some flowers, hang up some lamps driven by the sun and bought a new sunshade..wouw how nice was that we brought our supper outside wonderful.......

Hun laa paa gulvet med roven lige i vejret. Hun dirrede af udmattelse. Sveden drev og hun stonnede voldsomt. Hun ku maerke smerten i albuer og knae, og brysterne foltes stramme under den svedige bluse. Inde fra stuen lod det hojt: Nu er det vel ik saadan, at gulvvasken forhindrer dig i at lave kaffe?

Swimming

We drove to Flong where we usually go swimming but it was closed until the end of August;O( but we have one in Roskilde so thats where we went... Its bigger and it went well infact.. one of the lifeguard came over and gave some advise about diving w/son... He loves it...And got a blue eye lol it wasnt me who did HIHI...poor my little sweetie:) he took it okay...

3 blondiner havde lige vaeret i bilka. Da de kommer ud opdager de, at bilnoglerne er laast inde. Den ene tilbyder sin haarnaal til, at laase op med men uden held. Den anden tilbyder sin neglefil, men det virker heller ikke. Under hele seancen vaelter det ned med regn og den trejde blondine siger irriteret: Saa skynd jer dog, vi skal ind og ha slaaet kalechen op....

9 Months Old;O)

Happy 9 Months to my Sweetie pie kisses from mom;X I forgot to tell that the last few days he can get forward its not crawling but kind a..He is also trying to stand up...

My knee turns blue;O)

Den jydske udgave af viagra: Bind en grydeske fast under tisseren, med skaftet fremad. Naar rejsning onskes, skider man bare i skeen!

City 2/Rollerblating/Accident

Bf, Son and I went to City 2 just relaxing, looking at the stores, coffee and food....Bought some material for a guestbook for my mothers in laws for their wedding, which I´m going to make..Stayed couple of hours then home and relax...

later in the evening I went rollerblating w/ my cousin, it has been a while since I have been rollerblating... Guess what I did clumsy me I felt right on my right knee and hands av that hurt a lot, later it swell up so it hurt when I moved so I had ice on it;O(

ADVARSEL! Hvis du faar en sms med teksten " stik et jernror op i roven", Saa gor det ikke! Det er fup! Der skal olie paa, ellers gor det herre nas.

My sweetie Pie Slept Through..

My sweetie pie slept all throught the night.....YES.. Thought it would take many days before he will sleep all throught the night!!!

Today my sweetie pie and I went to visit my work I need to get my working hours and wouw they look good...Monday 10am - 5pm, Tuesday 6.30am - 1pm, Wednesday 8.30am - 4pm, Thursday 8.30am - 4pm, One Friday 9am - 4.30pm and second Friday 6.30am - 2pm..I think its looking good, also when my son is beginning in day care I think its called... then I can pick him up before they close at 5.30pm..Els we may have someone to pick him up...

After few hours we went up to bf and stayed untill he got off... Now he has summervacation and confinement.. He going back to work first monday in September which is quite nice;O)

I will begin work August 1st, going to be interesting because its a different age than I´m used to and new colleagues but some place;O)

En blondine kalder paa sin kaereste. Skat, kom lige og hjaelp med det her puslespil!! Det er altsaa ret svaert. Hvad skal det forestille? Sporger kaeresten. - Udfra billedet paa aesken skal det blive til en tiger! siger hun og viser ham aesken og bunken af brikker, der ligger spredt ud over hele bordet. Kaeresten tager hendes haand og siger taalmodigt. -Vi kan ikke saette de brikker sammen til en tiger, skat. Laeg nu alle de Kellogs Frosties tilbage i kartonen..

A nice Day

Went to parenting group, very nice weather.... Even thought it was close where I live I took the car because my son and I were going to meet sweet cousin downtown Roskilde...
Walked around untill 4pm where my bf came in with the bus and we drove home what a nice day;O)

En dansk mand var paa bordel og fik fat i en japansk pige. Under samlejet blev hun ved med at sige. Shung Wa! Shung Wa! Den danske mand troede det betod, at hun var tilfreds. Et par dage senere, var han ude og spille golf med en japansk direktor, og japaneren lavede, hole in one. Danskeren raabte. Shung Wa! Shung Wa! Japaneren vendte sig og spurgte. Hvad mener du med, at det er det forkerte hul?...

Did NOthing

Skulle du sidde og faa nedtur over din egen hverdag, saa forestil dig folgende. 1. Du er siamesisk tvilling. 2. Din bror sidder fast til din skulder. 3. Han er homoseksuel - og det er du ikke. 4. Han faar sin kaereste paa besog i aften. 5. I har kun en rov....

Fun At Night and last Night

I´m soooo tired....my son was awake most of the night sitting up in his bed, making baby sounds and coughing a lot...also quite snotty again:O(

This is the last night where he will get a bottle of milk!!

Haapy Birthday to Merete M who turns 30..hurra hurra hope you have a wonderful day...She told me that her bf propose to her oongrats my friend..wish you the best..see ya soon...

Happy birthday to Christian who turns 1.. I can´t believe an year has gone by unbelievable.

Hvorfor snorker maend, naar de ligger paa ryggen? - Fordi deres nosser falder over rovhullet og lukker for ventilationen...

Dinner W/friend

Stayed home took a nap with my son...... afterwards bf, son and I went at the grocery Store, nice now the fridge is filed up with food and some inthe freezer...

Later in the evening went out for dinner W/ Britta where we talked about life...

Fire bviser paa at en amnd kan gore 2 ting paa én gang: 1. Pisse & prutte, 2. Se porno & onanere, 3. Kore bil & klo sig i logene, 4. Gaa i byen & glemme konen..

Picknick

Bf, Son and I went on a picnick on a spot by the church and view to the Harbour..While Son took a nap we were sitting on a blanket on the grass, drinking coffee and enjoying the sun....

Clearned our balcony... Quite nice now there are more space... Just need to buy some flowers and hang up some lamps driven by the sun.. no idea what´s called..

En dvaerg kommer op til laegen og klager over en forfaerdelig kloe paa nosserne. Laegen beder ham traekke bukserne ned og kigger paa dem.. Jeg bliver desv?rre nodt til at bruge saksen.. Dvaergen lukker ojenene meget bekymret, hvorpaa laegen siger, bare rolig min lille ven! Jeg klipper kun kanten af dine gummistovler....

Live 8

Watching Live 8 Live on tv HiHi.....Sign Your name and show you care.!

Manden var hos leagen. Han fik stikpiller og laegen hjalp ham med at saette den forste op. Om aftenen skulle konen hjaelpe manden med en ny pille. Hun laegger den ene haand paa mandens skulder og forer pillen ind med den anden pegefinger. I det hun er faerdig saetter manden i et skrig. Var det saa slemt. Ville konen vide. Nej, men jeg kom i tanke om at da laegen hjalp mig tidligere i dag havde han BEGGE haender paa mine skuldre!...

A Sweet Friend

Received the sweetest thing.... A package from a friend Tricia (USA) she sent me Tickle Me Elmo, PJ Bear-lg. green and a Boyds got the one says Hugs..!!! Thank you I really preciate it;x and my son loves and smiles at Tickle Me Elmo....

Went to Christian first Birthday, he turn one July the 5th I can´t believe an year has gone by.... We BBQ..

Faellessauna paa plejehjemmet... Gamle Jensen sidder ved siden af en nogen, ung sygeplejeske og han faar rejsning. Forstanderen kommer ind og ser det. Straks kaster hun en spand kold vand paa Jensen og rejsningen laegger sig. -N?, siger gamle Jensen, - den var bare torstig...!