A huge happy Birthday for my sweet Cousin m and Emil´s Aunt....She turns 25, we hope you have a wonderful day hurra hurra.....

10 grunde til at is er bedre end maend: 1. Is er ogsaa godt naar det er blodt... 2. Is er godt baade med og uden nodder... 3. Du har aldrig uonsket is rendende i haelene paa dig... 4. Is kan gore dig tyk, men ikke gravid... 5. Du ved at andre ike har smagt paa din is... 6. Is bor i fryseren og fylder ikke i sengen... 7. En lille is kan ogsaa vaere god... 8. Is bliver ikke mindre bare fordi det er koldt... 9. Is plager ikke om at du skal spise den... 10. Du har altd lyst til at synke...

Second...

Second time Emil takes a step ahead....cant remember excatly the date for Emil´s frst step...

Nyt paa markedet. VIAGRA for kvinder, sprojtes ind under knaene.....Saa kan de staa laengere i kokkenet...

Hr. og Fru Jensen er i Marokko og besoger det lokale marked. Pludselig ser de et par guldtofler og sporger hvad de koster. De meget dyre. Det er aegte elskovstofler, naar du har dem paa har du aldrig problemer med potensen.. Fruen lytter interesseret og foreslaar manden at prove dem.. Han tager dem paa og de virker.. Han kaster Hassan op paa disken og giver ham en baghyler.. Hassan spraeller og raaber "Du har taget dem omvendt paa..."

Kondomernes top 10. 1. Fakta-kondom... Det tager kun 5 minutter... 2. L´orel-kondom... Fordi jeg fortjener det. 3. Frosties-kondom... de vaekker en tiger i dig... 4. Gevalia-kondom... Naar du faar uventede gaester. 5. Kvickly-kondom... saa behover du kun at komme et sted... 6. Danske Bank-kondom... Gor det du er bedst til... 7. B.T-kondom... Saa sker der noget... 8. DSB-kondom... Hvis tiden er vigtig... 9. Nike-kondom... Just do it... 10. Carlsberg-kondom... Nyd det lige saa laenge det varer...

Stayed Home W/ Emil

Happy Birthday To Malene who turns 27, I hope you have a wonderful day...

My cousin M came by for coffee and talk...

Farmor kommer ind i BR for at kobe en Barbie til Ida paa 8. "Hvor meget koster saadan en Barbiedukke?" Eksp. "Det er meget forskelligt, vi har Bikini Barbie til 49,95. Disco Barbie til 89,95. Ogaa har vi skilsmisse Barbie til 499, 95.." Jamen dog, hvorfor koster skilsmisse Barbie saa meget mere? Det er fordi med skilsmisse Barbie folger Kenn´s Bil, Kenn´s Baad og Kenn´s Hus...

A Day Home

Did Nothing...

Politiet opfordre alle til at tage bussen.. Med de nye regler vil man komme laengere for 3 klip i bussen end i egen bil...

Register married...

Worked 6.30am-1.30pm, home bath change and on to the City Hall where my moms-in-laws were register so now they only need to go to church and be blessed...

Later we went out for dinner at Jensens B?fhus pretty nice and my son was soo nice...


En gift mand havde gjort en ung kvinde gravid, og sendte hende til Italien.. Bare skriv et postkort med "Spagetti" naar fodslen er over, saa fikser jeg alle udgifter, sagde han. En del maaneder senere kom han hjem, og konen sagde: Du har faaet et maerkeligt postkort idag.. Han tog postkortet, laeste det og faldt om paa gulvet med hjertestop. Paa postkortet stod der "Spagetti, Spagetti, Spagetti, Spagetti. To med polse og kodboller og to uden"!

Meeting At Work

Hurra Happy birthday to Thomas who turns 28, hope you have a wonderful day...

A long day at work 8am til 8pm.... because we had a meeting from 5pm-8pm....

Vidste du at leasy er begyndt at forhandle dildoer? og Peter gaar ikke for den virker....

Lumps in One of My Breasts

Working from 6.30am till 10.30am..

Few Weeks ago I found some lumps in one of my breats so I went to the doctor today together with my bf... The doctor felt and he couldnt feel a thing, neither could I so he said that it could be because of my period but had to come again if I felt anything again. Pew what a relief.

Later my son and I went to the pareting group, It was nice to met everyone again...

2 herrer paa plejehjemmet sidder og snakker....Den forste siger: Det er traels at blive gammel... I morges da jeg barberede mig skar jeg mig fire gange... Den anden siger: Det er da ikk noget... I morges da jeg skulle tisse rystede jeg saa meget at jeg kom 3 gange...

Buns W/ Chocolate

My cousin came by for coffee and she had baked buns with chocolate...nice and Emil tasted it for the first time...buns with chocolate...and he liked it... He knows whats good;O)!?

Fodt som jomfru og dod som jomfru, var teksten hun onskede paa sin gravsten. Stenhuggeren kortede det ned til Returneret uaabnet.....

The Day After

Emil woke up at 9am;O) so we got inside getting ready for breakfast and my mom-in-law had a little hangover hihi....She had a great and wonderful time..

En lille dreng sidder paa trappen og leger med sin tissemand da en gammel dame kommer forbi. -Ved du ikke, at man kan blive blind af det der? Drengen stopper og taenker, men begynder igen at lege. Nu bliver damen vred, - Sig mig er du ligeglad med at blive blind? -Vel er jeg ej, men jeg bliver sgu ved til jeg skal ha´ briller..

Bachelorette Party

Emil has 10 teeths..

Bf and I went to a bachelorette party with my mom-in-law...

Because we both were going, we had her wife to be to take care of him... It was the first time that both of us had to be gone and for soo long..

Well we meet with family, friends and collegues at 2pm and then drove to their house to surprise her and she didnt had any idea that we were going to do this.... We had brought a basket w/champain, sweets, and friuts. Champain for her...so she got ready and we drove first she was going to Turkish Bath. While she was inside we enjoyed a beer and lunch in the sunny, beautiful weather by the water...

Afterwards we dove somewhere, where she and us had to record 2 songs... my mom-in-law were the lead singer and us were background singers...it was sooooo much fun and we sounded aweful...

Then when we were done with that we went out for dinner on a nice restaurant...I had fun and met some fine people..

We ended with to go on a bar till 1 am then I was tired and wanted to go home... Bf and I had sleepover at my moms-in-laws...

Mand og kone paa skovtur. Mand skal pludselig bummelum. Saetter sig i skovkanten og presser. Saa skriger og stonner han. Klap i, siger konen. Du kender sgu ikk til smerte. Har du maaske fodt born? Nej, svarer han, men har du maaske nogensindet faaet nodderne i en raevesaks???

Back Pain and weekend

Had to go home earliere because of a back pain.... Bf gave me massage which helped...Nice...Its not when you are tighting up....

Emil stands up without holding on to anything....

Et knus er ikke bare dejligt, det er livsvigtigt. Et knus kan lindre smerte og daarligt humor. Gore den lykkelige lykkeligere og den mest trygge mere tryg. Et knus foles rart, overvinder frygt, losner spaendingen og giver motion. Vi skal straekke os hvis vi er smaa og boje os, hvis vi er hoje. Et knus skader ikke miljoet, det sparer energi, kraever ikke noget udstyr. Et knus gor en glad dag gladere og en umulig dag mulig. Derfor et kaempe knus fra mig til dig....

Did Nothing After Work

Den 80-Aarig gamle bessefar er gaaet paa bordel, hvor han faar at vide, at det koster 25 kr paa gulvet, 50 kr paa sofaen og 100 kr i sengen. Med rystende haender traekker den gamle 100 kr frem, og pigen springer straks op i sengen. Naeh, Nae, udbryder den gamle - fire gange paa gulvet!!

A Evening W/The girls

Emil and bf came to my work to pick me up.... quite nice then i didn´t had to take the bus home....

Later for dinner Emil and I meet with a group of girls at a friends apart...
quite nice, talking, laughting..having a nice time...

En mand paa 84 gik til laegen for at faa taget en saed prove, han fik en botte med hjem. Da han kom naesten dag var botten tom. Den er jo tom sagde laegen. Ja det gik simpelt hen ikke, forst provede jeg med hojre haand, saa med venstre derefter provede konen, med beggge haender, hun provede ogsaa med munden, baade med og uden taender, nabo konen provede ogsaa endda mellem knaene, vi kunne ikke faa det skruelaag af!

Did Nothing

En Svensk undersogelse viser, at damer med rynket rov og haengepatter, laeser deres sms´er med tommelfingeren. Det er for sent at skifte nu...

Back To Work

Back to work...

To nonner, kom gaaende gennem klosterhaven, hvor de fik oje paa gartneren, som stod og pissede i bedet. "Neej, hvad er det dog for en?" Sporger den ene nonne. "Det er en plantepind, vil i se hvordan den virker?" "Tro ham ikke", sagde den anden, " igaar sagde han det var en flojte men jeg kunne ikk faa en eneste lyd ud a den!"

Back w/The Car

Visit my moms-in-laws and drove back with their car which we had borrowed....

To maend havde deres fuldskab lagt an paa en trans. Den ene tog tojet af og hoppede paa bagfra. Den anden ville hoppe paa forfra, men fandt uventet ekstraudstyr og udbrod. Rolig Ivar du er brudt igennem....!

Last Day.

Last day in Ejby just relaxing, cleaning and making coffee and lunch ready till they come home...

Faderen kommer forbi datterens sovevaerelse hvor hun ligger med et snurrende massageapparat. Hvad daelen laver du? - Det kan du vel se! snerrer hun. Jeg er 30 aar og ugift. Noget skal jeg da ha... Om aftenen kommer hun forbi stuen hvor faderen sidder med et par bajere og hendes dildo i sofaen. Hvad laver du? Sporger hun overrasket? - Jeg faar mig en pilsner og ser fodbold sammen med min svigerson....

Finally Holbaek....

The weather was fine so we went to downtown Holbeak walking, shopping...but it was quick;O(
On the way home went by the bakery;O) Want to support his bakery and we got somethings for free hm...

Den perfekte svigermor er saa senil, at naar hun ankommer i taxa, gaar man bare ud til hende og siger. "Tusind Tak for besoget svigermor - kom godt hjem.....

Another Long Walk...

Relaxing day..

Went for a long walk with Chico...down by the water and turning right, along the water and up the hill..took a pic what a view....I might put it on the site...

Emil can now stand up by the table....

En varm solrig sommerdag paa Hirtshals Havn, staar der en ung pige og kigger nysgerrigt paa en fisker der er ved at reparere sine garn. Efter 5 min. stilhed siger fiseren. Hvad er du saa for en? Jeg er lesbisk, siger pigen. Naa, siger fiskeren, hvad aver saadan nogen? Vi slikker fisse og drikker ol... Efter 5 min. sporger pigen. Hvad er du saa for en? Tjaa indtil for 5 min. siden troede jeg at jeg var fisker.....nu er jeg lesbisk....

My Sweet Cousin

Emil 10 Months yeah...

Emil was awake from 1.30am tll 4am.... the reason well his clothes were wet so I had to change him and he woke up:O( so he couldn´t sleep afterwards.... So I was tired the day after....

Later that day we droe to Holbaek Storcenter to buy few things for our apartment.. On the way home to EJby we drove by my cousins bakery to say hello..it was really nice to see him, I haven´t seen him since....well I can´t remember...Emil got a teddy named Borge Brunsviger..cute...we stayed for a while talked....bought some bread and cake and went home got lunch and later coffee w/ cake.....

Manden til den blinde kvinde. "Kender du forskellen paa at sutte pik, og spise asparges? "Nej" "Saa giver jeg frokost"...

Beautiful Day In Kyndelose.

What a beautiful Day it was sunny, blue sky and awesome...

First we went for a long walk with the dog Chico...Walked down to the water, along the water and on to the small habour, up the hll and home I think it took about an hour wonderful..

Then we drove to my auntie and uncle who lives in Kyndelose a beautiful place...
I love them, the area and the day we spend there...got coffee, eat supper, went for a walk, Emil enjoyed being there as well as we did... they have a dag too named Ally McBeal like the tv-show and she loves kids so she licked Emil in the fae, wanted to play with him which she couldn´t so we did and it was wonderful wonderful....

Et kram er en maade at dele sorger og glaeder paa. Kram er til for alle dem vi bryder os om. Fra mormor til kaeresten eller din natbjorn. Et kram er noget fantastisk. Det er den perfekte made at vise kaerlighed uden brug af ord. Det er underligt hvad et kram kan gore for velbefindet. Det fungere overalt og paa alle sprog. Kram behover ikke batteri eller reservedele.

Waterspout

Even it was raining a lot we drove to Holbaek anyways. We drove in 2 cars...On the way there I saw a Waterspout and tried to getbf´s attention and after a while I did and when we drove again it was gone;O(
We didn´t drove to downtown Holbaek but to Holbaek StorCenter where there are big stores for babies, Furnitures, groceries, etc, I bought some puzzles and books for Emil...
Went home for lunch and guess what the weather clear up, so rest of the day it was sunny;O(

Det nytter ikke at raabe ad en mand, bare laes her: Kvinden raaber: For helvede her roder... kom nu! Vi bliver nod til at rydde op, baade dig og mig. Dit lort ligger og flyder over det hele paa gulvet. Du kommer til at gaa paa arbejde uden toj, hvis vi ikke faar vasket lige her og nu! Manden horer det som: Bla Bla KOM NU Bla Bla DIG OG MIG Bla Bla PAA GULVET Bla bla UDEN TOJ Bla Bla LIGE HER OG NU...

Ejby

We all went to Ejby where we borrow my moms-in-laws house and took care of their dog...

Vore venner er vore spejlbilleder! Heldigt for dig at jeg er pisse laekker!!!

Life

Enjoying being home all day with Emil...

Den gamle far boede langt ude ude lyngen, skrev til sin eneste son som var i faengsel: "Jeg orker ikke at grave haven i aar! Jeg ved du ville gore det for mig hvis du var her men det er du jo ikk"... Faa dage efter skrev sonnen: "Du maa ikke grave i haven far, det er der pengene fra roveriet ligger". Dagen efter gravede politiet hele haven op uden at finde noget.. Saa skrev sonnen igen til faren: "Saa far, det var det bedste jeg kunne gore herfra".!

Friday/Weekend/Vacation

Emil has now 9 teeths..

8.30am till 4.30pm....So today I found a key, wrote a note to my boss that I have taken one. Closed with another one who didnt had a key...

It was the last day before I had a week vacation...yes..yes..Great the reason why I already has taken a vacation was that my moms-in-laws are going to Bornholm a small island for a week and we are going to look after their dog, while we are staying there. But first from Sunday..because I´m taking care of a friends cat Baloo and my friend she is in London and coming back home monday late evening....

The last week my bf has been going home with our son, so he has also taken him at night...So he was tired and I´m looking forward to take Emil at night again...;O)

En tysk bosse fyldte benzin paa og blev lun paa benzin slangen. Han stak den op bagi. En billist stoppede og spurgte. Ist das normal? Nein das ist super....

Thursday

9.30am till 5.30pm..at5pm every kid has gone home and there we both of us without a key.......So I sent hime home and called a collegues GRRRRRRRRRRRR..... Waited 40 minutes...GRRRRRRRRRRR....My boss is on vacation so I couldnt call her to get a key..
Today I´m tired...

My friend Rikke is leaving for London tomorrow so she came by with a key so I could look after her cat Baloo while she was gone....Comes home Monday..

Ved du hvorfor Aahusianerne altid har saa hoje ben paa barnesengene? Saa kan de lettere hore, naar bornene falder ud....

Wednesday

8.30am till 4pm...

Kaere frue. Vi maa konstatere, at De stadig er paa deres bopeal, hvilket vi undrer os meget over. Ifolge indskrivningen i Bloksbjerg mangler Deres navn paa listen.. Vi er godt klar over, at De ikke har den hurtigste kost mere, men taget Deres alder i betragtning forventede vi dog, at se Dem i det sidste oplob.....

Tuesday

6.30am till 12.30pm at work and another day went by;O) A bit tired after work..

De siger i radioen, at en gammel senil dame lober rundt ude paa motorvejen. hvad laver du der? Skal jeg hente dig?..

Monday Back To Work

Yes...Back to work, it was soooo odd.. New kids and collegues I know but havent worked together with...It went just fine cute kids nad nice parents..sweet collegues..
My first day at work 10am till5pm and alone from 3 till 5 but there were only 3 kids left after 3pm so it was just easy and we went outside with the others..
When I got off from work I wasnt that tired which was nice...

Kender du det, at man smider alt hvad man har i haenderne for at laese den. Og saa er det bare en gang ubetydelig pis, lige som denne....