Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Nice To Know...

Working 9am till 5pm, so my sweet couins M picked up Emil at Day Nursery.... Nice.. Even thought its 5pm where my shifts ends the kids leave at 4.30pm so thats where I went home....
My Sweet Cousin stayed for dinner and coffee afterwards which were really nice so its not about looking after Emil even thought she loves him.. and doesnt mind taking care of him, pick him up etc which is really nice to know...

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Monday, November 28, 2005

Sunday, November 27, 2005

First Sunday In Advent

Decorated for Xmas, Played, baked more cookies, went for a walk with Emil and went by the grocery for aeblskiver.. At 1pm Rikke came by for coffee and aebleskiver... Talked about work etc she quit her job too but she will begin her new job January the 1st.... I droved her to the busstation and went by a store to buy something to make chocolate.... Which I did when I came home with chopped almonds... quite good and it was easy melt the chocolate and put the chopped almonds in and into the forms, forms shaped as hearts...

Emil´s 1st Advent gift he got a car Play2Learn Truck...and coffee for my bf which he had guessed because you could smell the coffee in the entire apartment...

Saturday, November 26, 2005

Had Family Over For Dinner..

Had my auntie Vivi and Uncle Henning for Dinner.... I maked roasted pork for the very first time and it turned out pretty darn good YES!!!! Just with potatoes and sauce which bf maked...
Afterwards we had coffee and cookies which bf had maked and they were pretty good mmmmmmmm...

Stayed couple of hours and it was such a nice time, I really love these people so down to earth.. ;O)

Friday, November 25, 2005

Thursday, November 24, 2005

One Months Till Xmas..

One month until its Christmas! I cant believe the time is flying soooo fast wouw...

Just working from 9am till 3pm...At Day Nursery...

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

PlayDay

Emil Had the Day Off from Day Nursery...

It was a playday with Nora and Minna.. They came at 2pm and left at 5pm... Emil and Nora were playing sooo good that she didnt want to go home...Quite nice...

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Didnt Get It...

Went working 7am-11am at residential home for adults 18-34..(Handicapped). Same house as last night... Went just fine..

Emil had a short day at Day Nursery..Nice..Nice..

I didnt get the job bwcause they were missing some informtion about my goals etc were... So ...But I knew it... Better luck next time...

Monday, November 21, 2005

Job Interview/Working

Had a job interview at 9.45am and it went sooo bad, I was nervous, rubbish and wasnt sure what to answer. I was sure I didnt get the job... Would get the answer the next day...

A friend Rikke came over at 2 pm and I had to go to work at 4pm till 10pm so she stayed until bf came home which was relly nice she wanted to do that...

At work residential home for adults 18-34..(Handicapped). I forgot to tell that there are 2 houses with 6 adults in each and this time it was in house B as extra and it went just fine.

It was fun because there were one of them who is deaf he was going to get his teeths brush but it brokes and while a woman was going to fix it, I was trying to tell by sign language that his toothsbrush were broken. He asked if it was broke and I said yes and he teared his magasine apart and throw it on the floor with a big laugh on his face LMOA....The woman who changed his toothsbrush stopped him with a laugh too saying that I was telling him his toothbrush were broke and not the magasine. But it was fun and he thought it was funny tooo... Great!

Saturday, November 19, 2005

Stayed Home All Weekend

Emil still being sick, we just stayed home, played with the toys, listening to music and relaxing...

Friday, November 18, 2005

Working Day

Emil had an appointment at the doctor his 1 years old appointment where he also had his vaccine but because he was sick with fever he didnt get the vaccine. But Emil weight 23,14 pound and is 31 inches tall not sure its the right number...

I had a busy day working. First working at the Day Nursery from 8am-3pm and then from 4pm till 10pm at the Residential home for adults 18-34....Pew It was hard because I was missing Emil sooo much and he was sick again with fever...But I got through it and it was okay...

Vi blir alle tungere efterhaanden som vi blir aeldre.... Fordi vi har saa meget information i vore hoveder... - Saa egentlig er jeg ikke STOR, jeg er bare lynende intellegent, og siden hovedet er fyldt op, er jeg bare begyndt at fylde resten af kroppen op....

Thursday, November 17, 2005

Work/Out For Dinner..

First Shift at residential home for adults 18-34..(Handicapped) 7am till 11am thats was fine too. Even thought they were adults they were like kids..Needed help with almost everything... It was kind a funny there are one who they were told he was blind but when we were sitting at the morning table I turned my back to m plate with cheese on bread and when I turned around to take a bite the cheese were gone.. guess who took it.... the man they were told were blind yeah right... LMOA.....

It was great that I could get Emil at The Day Nursery early right after he had eating his lunch so we could walk right home and played a little before his nap... Really nice..

In the evening we went for dinner at our old neighbour who moved few apartments away, it was really nice. She is such a nice lady and everyone had a nice evening..

En munk er i bad. Pludselig kommer 3 nonner ind paa badevaerelset og munken stiller sig op som en statue. Da nonnerne faar oje paa ham udbryder de. Hvad er det og hvad er det der haenger mellem benene og den forste hiver ham i tissemanden hvorefter han taber et stykke saebe fra haanden. En saebeautomat jubler de og den naeste prover det samme hvorefter han taber det andet stykke saebe. Den tredje nonne vil ogsaa prove og hiver ogsaa: Ov jeg fik kun shampoo...

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

First Shift..

First shift at Day Nursery for handicapped kids.. 8am till 3pm but being there as extra so I could see how they do it and it was... I think its interesting and nice work....and I want to continue wokring there as substitute...

Looked at this...Trading Spouses and press video it really creepy stuff....Look at her kids how scared they are...

Et aeldre aegtepar gor sig klar til sex. Konen smorer sig med glidecreme i skridtet op til flere gange. Manden ser forundret til, saa tager han laenken fra sit lommeur og snurrer den rundt om pikken, konen sporger hvad han dog laver. - Jeg saetter kaede paa, det ser ud som om det bliver glatforer......

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Last Day At Work YEAH!!!!!

A big Happy Birthday to Anne Mette who turns 30, I hope you had a wonderful day;O)

Yes my very last day at work finally waited for soooo long before this day.... I quit before December 1 because they needed a substitute at the Day Nursery where the kids are from 0-6 years and they are handicapped..

So I bought some sweet and didnt assumed to get anything but.... They called me out in the big area where all the kids and collegues were together sitting in a circle and told me to sit in the middle..At first they were singing and then they brought gifts and oops now i think of it I forgot to bring something for the kids, only brought some sweets for my collegues..Crap...
The gifts I got:
From Sharanya a girl I had years ago she had bought some candles looks like flowers.
From the youngest kids the ones I worked with I got some drawings and a cute card..
From the collegues I worked together with I got something from Rosendahl candlething and a bag with candles with a nice letter...
From all my collegues flowers...
From one of the youngest kids a small Xmas...
I didnt thought I would get anything but it was a nice thought...


Da Eva havde kedet sig laenge nok i edens have gik hun til Gud som tilbod hende en mand. Hva er det spurgte Eva.. En simpel skabning med daarlige vaner, der lyver, snyder og er selvglad. AMEN!!!! Men han er ogsaa storre og staerkere end dig, en god jaeger og..Ham tager jeg. Paa en betingelse understregede Gud. For hans stoltheds skyld maa han blive i troen paa, at jeg skabte ham forst og husk saa at det er vores lille hemmelighed - kvinde til kvinde..

Monday, November 14, 2005

Short Day For Emil...

Again Sweet Cousin M was going to pick Emil up:O) I had to work until 5pm and I dont think he should have a long day a day nursery!

Mandens hjerne sidder laengere nede end kvindens, saa naar han klor sig i skridtet er det ikke for at provokere men fordi han taenker.

Sunday, November 13, 2005

Visited Mom-In-Laws Again Again...

Visited mom-in-laws and dad-in-law came by too... Told them that on Monday the 21st I was going to a jobinterview at the first Day Nursery I sent my application to... I was soo excited but got no big respond...Not a big surprise thought..

Hej lille jordbo!! Jeg er et lille rumvaesen, som har forvandlet sig til en mobiltlf. Og lige nu dyrker jeg sex med dine fingre. Jeg ved du kan lide det, for jeg kan se du smiler.... Tak for knaldet. Send mig venligst videre, da jeg er liderlig....

Saturday, November 12, 2005

Shopping/Out For Dinner..

I went shopping all by myself... So I bought a pair of jeans, long sleeved blouse and bought some thing from Panduro... nice..

In the evening we went for dinner at Stine, Ida and Mikkel´s.. It was really nice and the kids played with the toys... Stayed couple hours until we had to go hom and put Emil into bed he was soo tired...

En ung mand og en meget barmfager pige danser taet sammen. Pludselig traeder kvinden et skridt tilbage og traekker det ene bryst frem og sporger: - "Ser dette bryst ud til at vaere punkteret? "Oh...Nej" stammer manden, hvorefter hun tager det andet bryst frem og sporger:- "Ser dette bryst ud til at vaere punkteret?". -Oh. Nej det kan man bestemt ikke sige" Stammer manden. Hvorefter pigen siger:-"Gider du saa godt fjerne donkraften....

Friday, November 11, 2005

Guess What

Emil had no fever and looked so much better but then him and me got a day off and spend the day together;O)

Du maa hellere se at blive vaccineret mod fugleinfluenza! Den rammer alle losgaaende hons....

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Emil Sick

Sweet Cousin M picked Emil up at Day Nursery, and she called few hours after telling me he had fever 39.2 grader. But he has also looked exchaused for some days...But he eats and drink and got some sleep...
I called right away to my work and told them I wouldnt come tomorrow because Emil was sick.. So they had a chance to call for a substitute..

2 Blondiner var igang med at reparere et sommerhus, den ene opdager at den anden smider mange som vaek, og sporger forundret hvorfor, hvortil den anden svarer, hovedet sidder i den forkerte ende. Fjols svarer den anden, de er jo til den anden side af huset..

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

FirmaSlogans..

Stilladsfirma: Saa laenge de er stive, er du i live!
Haarfjerningsfirma: Tag skridtet idag!

Liftfirma: For fuld rejsning!

Paa ligvogn: Overhal bare, vi henter dig senere!
Kloakservice: Naar lortet driller!

Bageri: Vi bager kager om dagen, og boller om natten!
Festudlejning: Alting til festen, undtagen gaesten!
Kalenderfirma: Kob dine kalendere hos os og dine dage er talte!

Renseri: Altid paa pletten!

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Another Work As Substitute...

While Emil were in Day Nursery, at 1.20pm I went to visit residential home for adults 18-34..(Handicapped) about being substitute there and I sign the papers and had 4 shifts where I was there as extra to see how they do it... but I already knew a lot because I have been working with handicaps as subtitues for almost 5 years few years ago.. so the only thing were to get to know them and them who had to know me...

Afterwards I picked up Emil which were close by and walked home to get ready for a friend came by for tea and bread...

Blondinen fortaeller sin mor hun er gravid. - Jamen dog! Og du ved ikke engang hvem faderen er? Jo da mor, han er tysker og hedder Auf Wiedersehen....

Monday, November 07, 2005

PlayDay..

Still being sick..

Emil was suppose to go to the dentist but moved it untill December..

It was a playday with Nora and Minna.. We went to their apartment and spend couple of hours there...

En lille kvindelig dvaerg gik til laegen og klagede over smerter i skridtet naar det regnede. Laegen undrede sig og bad hende komme igen naeste gang det regnede. Det gjorde hun. Det svier og braender i skridtet sagde dvaergen. Aha sagde laegen og tog skalpellen frem. Han skar forsigtigt. Prov nu at bevaege benene. Utroligt sagde dvaergen. Nu er der ingen smerte, hva gjorde du? Jo ser du, sagde laegen, jeg skar 5 cm af dine gummistovler.

Sunday, November 06, 2005

Nothing Much Than A Movie...

Didnt do much today than I have watched the movie Madagascar and it wasnt that much fun than I thought it would be

Saturday, November 05, 2005

Had A Visit

We got a visit from Thomas, Lisbeth, Christian and Mathilde... Stayed couple of hours..

Kermit og miss piggy laa og hyggede sig, da tlf ringede. "Kan jeg komme til at tale med miss piggy?" Kermit: Desvaerre, hun har 1 tudse i halsen.

Friday, November 04, 2005

Too Much

Last night I felt exchausted every day this week been up early and on to work by bus and car home to pick up Emil, home play and later getting our dinner ready pew... felt snotty, exchausted and were just filed up.. So I called in sick.. I did fell horrible in my throat, ear and head..!

At 2pm visit a Day Nursery even thought it was sooooo different from what I was used to I sent my application...They perfer you (the staff) werent seeing each other private, working hard for the psychic working environment which sounded sooo good in my ears...proffessionel etc...but it was still odd..

Emil is trying to put his shoes on by himself he still need some practise thought but its sooo cute..

In the evening I saw The Amityville Horror, I have seen the old version and this new version was still quite creepy...!

-"Jeg ved godt du ville onske jeg var dod"; sagde svigermoderen, "Saa kunne du hoppe og danse paa min grav." "Dt kunne jeg da aldrig finde paa", mumlede svigersonnen, "Du ved at jeg hader at staa i ko...."

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Third Day Alone...

Today I couldnt change my shift BOO HOOO. So I decided to called and hear how he was doing also because she (the one who going to have him the first days said it would be okay and also they would call me or bf if Emil was toooo sad)

This is what she said when I called....At first she didnt said her name or I didnt hear it.. she sounded angry like how dare I call and ask how my son is doing: Right now he is sitting alone in a chair crying, (I hear him crying in the background) well he has been sad/crying most of the time but this is how it is.. and I didnt called because we cant called everytime he is crying then it wont be any better...

I was soooooo angry, in a shock and close to hang up the phone which I didnt do.. I dont care if there are one or more who is sick.. this is their job to take care of the kids who is there... also both of us had notice that when one of the kids cry they 2 out of 3 dont take them up they just look down and say whats wrong....I didnt mind he was crying if I knew they took care of it or let me call without being angry or stressed...

Also again its sooo different from where I work.. No matter what we have always time for the parents and make sure we take good care of their kids...

At the Day Nursery were Grandparents Day and his granddad was the only one who came and thx for that, that was really sweet!

En nyankommet mand gaar en tur i nudistlejren, da han faar oje paa et stort skilt med teksten "Pas paa bosser"! Det undrer han sig over, men gaar videre. Lidt efter ser han endnu et skilt med teksten "Pas paa bosser" Endnu engang gaar han videre, men faar nu oje paa en lille bronze plade i graesset. Han bojer sig ned for at laese teksten, hvor der staar", Beklager men du fik advarsler......(av)!!!

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Second Day Alone...

Changed my shift from 8.30am - 4pm till 6.30am - 2pm so I could come and get Emil early from Day Nursery...
Today He has been crying/sad and want to be held most of the time and the one who was there to take him the first days was sick..

Et fly er netop lettet. Piloten byder velkommen, men glemmer at slaa mikrofonen fra. "Nu vil jeg ud og skide og bagefter kneppe en af stewarddesserne". Dette horte hele flyet. En af stewarddesserne ville lobe op til piloten for at slukke mikrofonen, men snublede paa vejen. Gamle Fru Jensen hjalp hende. "Rolig nu unge dame. Han skulle jo skide forst".....

Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Shopping For Emil../First Day Alone

Last night when I packed some clothes for Emil to bring along the Day Nursery, I found out he needed much more clothes so I had to buy some more, which I did right after work...

They called me when he woke up, and he had a nice day been alittle sad..

Der kommer en mand ind paa en bodega med en kat under armene. Han bestiller sig en ol og 10 frikadeller til katten. Mens han nyder sin ol aeder katten alle 10 frikadeller. Vaerten: Hva´er det for en maerkelig kat der kan spise 10 frikadeller?? Manden svarer: Jeg reddede en lille fe og havde pludselig tre onsker: Det forste et godt helbred. Det andet altid nok penge. Kun det sidste onske med ´en umaettelig mis´ misforstod den lille lorte-fe totalt....