Hvad er forskellen paa en svigermor og en gaas? Den ene har en bred rov, larmer ad helvede til og har ingen hjerne. Den anden er en fugl...

Working...

Bormesteren havde vaeret gift i 50 aar og nu ville han vide hvor mange gange konen havde vaeret ham utro. 3 gange svarede hun. Forste gang da du blev fyret, saa maatte jeg jo dyrke sex med din chef. manden: Det er iorden, jeg fik jo mit job tilbage. Anden gang var da du blev dodsyg, saa maatte jeg paaoverlaegen. Manden: Det er iorden, han reddede jo mit liv. Hva saa 3 gang? Det var da du manglede 300 stemmer i at blive borgmester...!

Went Sledge In The Snow

Today everyone drove to Hvalso where my bf´s dad lives..

At first we went sledge at "GrusGraven" where they have some nice big and small toboggan run. Emil and I tried some of the small ones and at first he was insecure but after few times he atually thought the sledge and snow was funny... we were there about an hour then Emil and I drove back to his dad because Emil was getting sooo tired.. But unfortunately he wasnt home and the keys we brought didnt work. So we waited 30 minutes luckly I had brought some bananas for Emil and some toys he played with while we waited...

It only took 5 minutes before he felt asleep so I went in the living room for coffee, bread and cake... I was really tired getting in bed late at night and up earliere than I´m used to.. So I went to the bedroom and felt asleep next to Emil and I slept a bit over an hour where Emil woke up after sleeping a bit over 2 hours..

Really nice to be outside where there a lot of snow...

Her i vinterkulden med vind, sne og sus sender jeg dig et varmt og blodt vinter knus... Med de kaerligste hilsner fra en ven som taenker paa dig...

Sad But Odd

Were suppose to go outside in the snow to play after Emil had slept but he couldn´t sleep and he was really tired.

I recieved a sad message on my phone and asked my sweet Cousin M to come by.. Her bf says he is going to die of a diases, sooo sad but still its odd..

We talked about it, drank coffee and played a game, eat and later when the kids were in bed we drove for chips and sweets. Went home and saw SAW II, it was really creppy and quite good...

You Were a Cougar

You are a great leader who has dominance without ego. You are wickedly cunning and off the scale confident.

What Animal Were You In a Past Life?

PlayDay

Holiday from work.. I guess you can say that??... But I had to take my holidays to get paid... Still no money.. But we survive actually..

With Minna and Nora here for coffee and bread... The kids were playing as usual.. Really nice..

Had planned to go to play pool with a friend Lisbeth but she cancelled because he husband was going overseas..

My bf had a to work evening..

Lille Per er i skole! Laerinden sporger: Der sidder 3 fugle paa en telefontraad - 1 blir skudt - hvor mange er der tilbage? Per: Ingen - naar den ene blir skudt flyver de andre. Laerinden: Svaret er 2 - men jeg kan godt li´ din tankegang.! Per: 3 kvinder spiser is, 1 slikker, 1 sutter og 1 bider, hvem er gift? Laerinden efter betaenkningstid: Hende, der sutter.... per: Svaret er hende med vielsesringen - men jeg kan godt li´din tankegang....

Working..

Dronningen er paa besog paa et hospital og ser en mand der onanerer og udbryder. "HVad laver den mand dog?" - "En livstruende sygdom gor at han producerer saa meget saed at han er nodt til at onanere 4 gange om dagen" Dronningen synes det er rimeligt han faar lettet trykket, og fortsaetter. Lidt efter ser Dronningen en sygeplejeske sidde paa hug foran en anden mand, mens hun giver ham et blow-job. "Hva nu?" - "Sammen sygdom, er bare medlem af Danmark..

Having Mom-In-Laws For Dinner

My mom-in-law called and said they had holiday this week so if we could find a day to meet..
So I said that they could come here and we gave dinner, so I cooked something with rice and pork..Ristaffel and it was soooooo good, I really love this dishes.

Afterwards we had coffee and had a nice time..

En blondine gik en dag hen til en Coca Cola automat, der var opstillet i et casino. Hun kom et par monter i automaten, og kort efter spyttede den en daase cola ud. Benovet puttede hun igen monter i, og en ny daase vaeltede ud. Da det havde gentaget sig en halv snes gange, kom en fyr forbi og sagde. "Flyt dig lige, nu maa det snart vaere min tur"! Blondinen: "Skrid din idiot! Kan du ikke se at jeg vinder..."

Darn Car

I got up and ready for work.. Start the car and scrape off the snow from the carwindows.. When I found out that I have forgotten my mobile phone.. Turned off and went back for the phone. When I was start the car again or well tried to... Darn it wouldn´t start;O( grrrrrrr called work that I was going to be late, had to call Falck... So I went back home again and called Falck and while I waited for them I went with Emil to his Day Nursery and back. Falck came and the car started but had to drive to a mechanic outside town for a new battery so I called work that I couldn´t come because without a new battery I couldn´t go anywhere.. and it was really late so it would be dumb if I went..

It was frezzing cold so while the mechanics went throught the car I went to a grocery store for hot cup of coffee and a cake. Bought a book with suduko and a pencil... Quite nice!

Drove home to pick up Emil and drove to pick up a friend Tina at her work near by and home again. Maked dinner, talked and watched a movie...

Outside

Went for a walk in the snow, we also brought his slegde so he could sit on it and we could pull him.. We had to try few times before he actually thought it was okay! It was a beautiful so we stayed out for a while until his nap!

My pc screen broke couple of month ago so I decide to buy a new one today. I ordered one throught the new.. L1915SS really nice and I can´t wait to sit by my pc and play and chat!

Observed.

A Happy Birthday To Christine who turns 1 years old... HURRA HURRA!!

Visit from my sweet, drank coffee what a surprise LMAO, played 2 games and just relaxed.

Emil felt over one of his toys and hit his head on the subwoofer, it was really sharp and it was bleeding a little. I thought it was terrible and wanted to go to the emergency to check him because the corner of the subwoofer hit him between his temple and cheek. So I was in chock.. But I gave him some milk and were really observed both when he was awake and when he slept.

What A Weather!!!

Emil is trying to jump with both legs...lol ;O)

Holiday Spending the whole day inside and its not a good weather to spend outside today look at these pictures and they will tell you why! It was frezing cold and its the first time in 6 years we have been living here that it has been like this:

Picture one

A Closer picture of number one

PlayDay

One day holiday..

Emil and I had a visit from Minna and Nora.. Even thought Emil was snotty, they came so the two of them could play!
Stayed couple of hours really nice playtime as usual..

Suppose To....

I wasn´t going to work, had the day off but Emil was going to Day Nursery where they were going to play with water, I think they were cleaning the toys there. Meanwhile Bf and I were suppose to go to a cafe for breakfast and coffee. But Emil was too sick with snot.. So I stayed home with Emil.
We had a vist from Minna and Nora... Those two were playing so good next to each other! Great day!

Emil is trying to snap with his fingers..

Take-out And A Movie.

After work I meet w/Rikke at home, ordered take-out and afterwards we saw movies, eat candy and drank something hot!!! Really Nice evening and a great movie!

Again A Visit..

Visit from my sweet cousin again and she stayed for supper which were pretty nice...

Friday The 13th

Happy Birthday to bf´s dad who turns 55 hurra I hope you Have a wonderful day;O)

Bf wasn´t home he had gone to a birthday..

My sweet cousin came by for coffee and she had brought some cake mmm yummi... Stayed couple of hours..

Now I thought yes its Friday the 13th Horror Day. So I looked on guide on tv to see if there were any horror movies on... But unfortunately there weren´t Darn!!!!!

The New Beginning.. First Step Ahead

Short day at work 12 till 3pm only 3 which is nice even thought it doesn´t pay much..

When as usually to pick up Emil, he had a short day as well. Later came bf´s dad to look after Emil while we were gone.. I drove to pick up bf and we went to a meeting which were pretty nice..Both of us felt like someone lift us up... Need working...

A Odd Visit At The Doctors Office

Stayed home with Emil he is sick... I went to see the doctor with him.. It was really odd...Because the doctor was listening to his lungs and looked in his ear.. With out saying anything he wrote on his pc and I looked at it and saw that he had written inflammation of the middle ear and asked him if it was that and he said well yes his ear look a bit more red than if it just had been a old??! So we went home because we had waited for soo long and it was time for lunch and his nap... He didn´t seem to be in any pain.. He was getting up and down on our couch, running around laughing so I don´t think he had inflammed of the middle ear, I doubt it. But just in case I went to the pharmacy to get got his med When bf came home from work..

But I have decide to change my doctor to someone els because he had make sooo many mistake so now its enought!!!

Manden kommer hjem fra arbejde, hvor han straks bliver overfaldet af konen, der sutter den af paa ham. Bagefter. Skat, hvordan kan det vaere, at du er blevet saa vild med at sutte pik. Du suttede den af paa mig to gange i gaar aftes, en gang i morges og nu igen... Forhen plejede du aldrig at ville sutte den af paa mig. Nej, men dengang provede jeg heller kke at holde op med at ryge!!

The Day Off..

Had the day off pretty nice...

(Melodi. jeg en gaard mig bygge vil) Jeg er blevet sodomist. Sex med mennesker er saa trist. Dyr er sode, dyr er blode. Dyr har ikk saa tit det rode. Heste, grise, koer og faar... i min mund er hundehaar...

Just Wokring

Kvinder er bare det staerkeste kon. De kan blode i en hel uge uden at do. De kan blive vaade uden at rore vand. De kan give maelk uden at gaa paa graes. De kan gore benlost kod stift og de kan faa en amnd til at komme, uden at kalde paa ham.... KVINDEMAGT!!!! og saadan er det bare....

Buns W/coffee

Bf´s dad came by and had brought some bread which we got with our coffee.. Nice he came by..

Weekend

Enjoyed it was weekend

Hvem er verdens hurtigste murer?? Det er kvinden selvf?lgelig. Hun rorer bare lidt ved stenene.... Og Vupti... Saa staar taarnet...!

Steering-Column Lock

Right after work I went to meet with Rikke at the grocery Store.. Bought some food for dinner salmon, shrimps, cucumber, tomatoes, letters, etc for a real nice dinner and it taste soooo yummi in my tummy....On our way home from the Grocery I couldn´t turn my key so I called Falck so they could come and help me because i had no idea at that time what was wrong.. While i waited for them to come my cousin M called and she told me that it could be steering-column lock so I had to shake the steering wheel and Emil thought it was very funny and laughed so hard LMAO.. I did too feeling so stupid that I didn´t know it could be that... It helped and i called to Falck to cancelled and said I´m sorry to bother you.. Finally home..
After the delicious meal, we saw 2 great movies and ate too much sweets...

Bf was gone from today and untill tomorrow at dinner time.... With his work..

Der var en gulerod, en agurk og en pik. Saa sagde guleroden: Naar jeg bliver stor bliver jeg spist. Agurken: trordu at du har det svaert, naar jeg bliver stor og saftig bliver jeg skraaet over og spist. Pikken. Tror i, at i har det haardt? Naar jeg bliver stiv og saftig, faar jeg en plastik pose over hovedet, bliver stukket ind i et sort hul og banket mod en vaeg, lige indtil jeg braekker mig og besvimer....

Cancelled First Time...

We bf and I were suppose to go somewhere but cancelled well moved it until next thursday...

Paa stikpillepakken staar der at de skal fores ca. 3 cm ind i anus, og at de skal opbevares utilgaengelig for born. Er 3 cm oppe i roven ikke utilgaengeligt nok?!

Relaxing Evening....

I know I´m going to be just fine no matter what happens..

Working from 9am till 5pm, at 3pm we had a small meeting where we talked about the structure of the days...

After work I went to pick up Emil and went home to cook some dinner before a friend Tina came over. We had a nice evening with great dinner lol it was just lasagne, she had brought sweets and a diet coke nice....

En dame med fast rov, stramme laar og et fantastisk udseende blev paakort af en trailer, fortalte de i radioen i morges. Jeg vil bare sige at jeg er okay...

Back To Work And What A Day...

Back to work and WHAT a day.... At breaktime I was alone with 3 boys where one went nuts, he pushed one of the walls that split up the room so it felt over and when I tried to get it up, something broke and I had to call for help so she got it it off, and when I helped her the boy broke something els, ran around and broke few other things so I had to sit down on the floor with him between my legs holding him calming him down by looking in a book, singing a song and talking quietly to him.. the 2 other kids were actually nice luckely for me because else one of them could throw with things and scream well both of them could. Even thought this happen along with the other thing I felt calm and relax.. Felt good about how I handle it and if the kids ran around screaming and throwing things of course I had called for help...


Der var engang 2 oer. Paa den ene boede en kat og paa den anden en tyr. Paa tyrens o var der mange mus og paa kattens o en gron eng. det passede hverken katten eller tyren, saa de ville bytte o. Tyren tog et langt hop og landede paa den dejligste gronne eng. Saa skulle katten hoppe, men landede midt mellem de 2 oer. Hva er moralen med denne historie..? Jo naar man har en tilfreds tyr, har man en vaad mis...!

Its Just So Hard

At first I got up and got ready then Emil woke up and I got him ready and on our way out the door he came home.... It was just sooo hard to see him after not seeing him for 2 days.. So when Emil were in Day Nursery I sat in car and felt like crying and realized that I couldnt go to work I can´t work with Autist kids and me crying most of the time so I called in sick and take this day and then tomorrow I have to go back to work...

After Emil´s nap we drove to a friends house and stayed for dinner.. Emil didn´t want to eat anything than 2 small apples and a banana lol...

Woman Talk...

Iwas really sad so my sweet Cousin came by and we had a nice woman talk, eating sweets, drinking coffee and played a game...

Hvad ville du gore hvis jeg blev vaek i aar 2006......tak sode... Jeg vidste at du ville lede efter mig...