Happy New Year

Spending New Year alone with Emil because of a Big Lie unbelievable..
This day spending with my son make me reflect over my life this year 2005 the good and the bad things... I know that I have to change in some way and reflect over my act towards other people... But its going to be help from others, no mentions but a change is going to happen even its good or bad!

Jeg har overfort 365 dage fyldt med mod, styrke, glaede, lykke og kaerlighed paa din konto 2006. Pas godt paa dem... Godt og velsignet Nytaar..

Happy New Year I´m sure 2006 is going to be a great year.....

At The Doctor W/ Emil

I was going to the doctor with Emil, at first I wanted to walked but it was hard with all that snow so I wanted to take the bus and had to run and then when I was near the bus just drove infront of me GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrr I was really pist and What an assholes!!! so I called the doctor to cancelled. Walked home again.:O(

Nytaar naermer sig. Det er hjerternes fest. Du skylder mig ingenting men jeg kom alligevel forst. DU faar denne besked fordi DU er et af de mennesker der har sat sit spor i mit liv og som ogsaa vil blive husket i fremtiden.. Tak for det DU har gjort og for de gode ting du vil gore fremover. Du er et menneske jeg ka li. Glem ikke at denne her er fra mig...

Stayed Home

I was suppose to go to work today for a meeting even thought I had Christmas Vacation but stayed home with Emil because of the red spots he had..

I was going to the doctor with Emil tomorrow...

We went for a walk in the snow which Eil didn´t like because he couldn´t walk...

Later we had a snowStorm Wonderful and Beautiful...

Chicken Pox or.....

Emil is covered with red spots from his head till his toes well not his face.. we were sure that is Chicken Pox.. or something close... We wanted to wait some days to see if the red spots dissapear or....

Emil is walking with his 3 wheel motorbike made of wood... but its also small enought for him to use it..

At The Movies And A Promise...

A Big Happy Birthday to Britta who turns 31, I hope you have a wonderful day with family.... HURRA HURRA...

Together W/Rikke we went at the movies to see The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe. When we were younger they used to show The Lion, the Witch, & the Wardrobe on the tv between Christmas and The New Years. I think its this one... I have also read C.S Lewis books when I was younger. So I had to see it and I think its a good adventure and fantasy movie and the kids were acting quite well GREAT JOB!!!!

Rikke and I were talking about that in 2006 we have to see more of each other than we did in 2005 because we have just been too busy and we have to change that!!!
A great promise we maked..

Manden ligger og knepper kvinden ret voldsomt, da han hvisker hende i oret: Skat, spred lige benene lidt mere! Det gor hun, men fem minuter senere hvisker han igen: Skat, spred lige benene lidt mere! Jamen for fanden, siger hun irriteret... Prover du paa at faa nosserne med ind? Nej, siger han roligt... Jeg prover bare at faa dem ud...

An Unsually Christmas Dinner...

Emil peed on his potty for the first time..... I begun potty traning with him for about a month ago but I´m not taken it serious meaning he is only 1 years old and I won´t push him to use it... Just givning it time so he gets used to it.. The first few days he cried and screamed and didn´t wanted to sit on his potty so I stopped and there went few weeks before I began again..
So now everytime he takes a bath he walks to his potty and sit on it without anything but its good and with time he will find out whats his potty is for..

We also went for a walk and Emil walked most of the way and before his nap we drove to bf´s dad for Christmas Dinner...an unsually one.

When we got and Emil were suppose to sleep but he couldn´t sleep and I think it was because I was in the room with him to make sure he laid down instead of running around... Emil was sleeping on the floor because if he slept on the bed he would fall down so after a while we went up and had pancakes, well I had some with icecream and sugar. Emil had one without anything but didn´t wanted to eat it.

So our Christmas Dinner were pancakes with icecream and sugar... Which were okay even thought my stomach needed something more healthy.. but didn´t eat many..

Bf´s mom, wife and their 2 dogs were there too.. We drove home after couple of hours, and Emil felt asleep on the way home..

To elefanter ser for forste gang en nogen mand. De kigger forst ned af ham... Derefter op af ham og kigger tvivlende paa hinanden. Den ene elefant udbryder... Hvordan fanden faar han sin mad i munden??

Spending The Day At Home..

Relaxing, went for a walk and this time we walked a bit longer than yesterday and Emil was sooo good...

En mand og en kvinde sidder ved siden af hinanden i et fly. Manden nyser hiver pikken frem og t?rrer den af. Efter 3. gang bliver damen forarget og siger styr din perversitet. Manden undskylder og fortaeller at det er en sygdom som betyder at ha faar orgasme hv er gang han nyser. Damen faar medlidenhed med manden og sporger hvad han tager for det. Peber svarer manden.

Merry Merry Christmas...

Merry Christmas to everyone who visit this site.....Have a wonderful one..

Thanks to AnneMette, Stine P & Simon, Stine - Mikkel & Ida, Merete - Martin & Isabel, Britta - Michael - Line - Sarah & Julie, Anne K, Linda - Sam - Anthony - Joey - Nico and Juliana, Tricia and Bryan Thank you all sooo much for the lovely card... Really nice and I hang them up for everyone to see... And I havent sent any out this year bad me, I did buy some but didnt write any;O( Sorry Guys but I do think of ya all this Christmas...

Skrive Julekort gor jeg ej, men jeg teanker altid paa dig, for du betyder meget for mig. Saa tro det eller ej, saa er det julen, der er paa vej. Og paa vej er ogsaa en varm hilsen til dig om glaedelig jul og godt nytaar. Jeg haaber, du faar lykkelige kaar, hvor end i livet du staar. Hilsen en, der onsker dig alt lykke paa din vej. Juleknus til dig fra mig....

In the afternoon bf, Emil and I went for a walk and Emil walked all by himself well I hold his hand.. but Emil walked almost all the way pretty good of an one year old boy with short legs.... It was really nice to be outside.

Bf´s dad came over to celebrate Christmas Eve with us, we have already celebrate it big time last week so this evening we were suppose to just relax, eating risengrod
and we had saved a gift for each of us... it was nice but I felt so sick in my stomach and tired so I had to lay down most of the time.. But could play a little and talk..

From bf I got CD with Eminem Behind the curtains and the movie Love Actually.. Which we saw a bit later in the evening and I felt asleep not because I was bored but because I was tired...

Christmas Party At Work

Working from 9am till 3pm..

Today we were having a Christmas Party with the kids and their family at 10am...

We began what we usually do... Singing GoodMorning Song and then the kids each choose a song we sing and when we are done with that we eat.

When we are done with that we usually do an activity like go for a walk, bake, go outside to play or the kids has to do some things for their motor function and fridays we have something called fridays Rock where everyone meets, sing and there are a funny clown or we do something els... but today we were having a party and they were all sooo exciteted.

Everyone meet in one of the rooms where we put a white dress on and a candle not a real one thought but the ones with light... Then when the parents were ready we walked around the Christmas tree singing "SANTA LUCIA".... Then everyone, us, kids and their family walked around the Christmas tree singing some Danish Christmas Carols and it was soooo great to see so many who came;O)

Then everyone relaxed, talking, eating Christmas Sweets and drinking something hot..

I was also happy to see how some older brother played with their little brother and let him play the drums, talked and hugged him... So wonderful to see..

When the party ended around 1pm and we were done cleaning. They were only 3 kids left and they took a nap.. So everyone met in one room, where there were coffee, tea, Christmas Sweets and fruit and when everyone were there our bosses came and told us that some of the parents had told them the party went very very well which was nice to hear.
Then they had a gift for each of us, it was a ball pen and a pencil lead with our names on really nice. I havent told that all December each day there were a small gift for each of us really nice and homie...

Because there were only 3 kids left most of us got to leave early which were nice.. then I could pick up Emil earliere nice nice nice....

Now I have Christmas Vacation and first going back to work January the 2nd seee ya next year lol!!!!!

Can´t actually believe that tomorrow its Christmas Eve.

Just Working..

Just Working...

Bokseren Mike Tyson stiller sin cykel uden for supermarkedet. Saa saetter han et skilt paa cyklen: DU FAAR TAESK, HVIS DU STJAELER MIN CYKEL! MIKE TYSON. Da han kommer tilbage, er cyklen vaek. Paa jorden ligger en lap papir med folgende besked: DU FAAR DIN CYKEL TILBAGE; HVIS DU KAN INDHENTE MIG! LANCE ARMSTRONG:o)

Just Working..

Just Working...

Den nyeste trend indenfor tatoveringer... At faa lavet en 100kr seddel paa sin tissemand. Saa kan man se sin formue vokse og stikke konen en skilling i ny og nae...!

Recieved A PhoneCall

Cousin M looked after EMil while I was to a JobInterview in a Kindergarten, which went better than the first JobInterview I went to.

Guess who came by with a gift for bf,Emil and me... and he came all by himselves... I´m in a stage of chock.....and Sooooo happy!!!
IT WAS MY DAD....and he stayed for a cup of coffee....

He gave us a gift cerfiticate to many stores in Roskilde. Pretty big of him and thanks a lot dad.

Melodi: Juletraeet med sin pynt. Arbejdsmanden med sit lem. Ser at kussen staar paa klem. Aldrig har den vaeret grim, aldrig har den vaeret saa slem! Den skal fyldes op med saed, li´fra gammel til spaed. Store bryster kan han li, de er go´at hive i! Kore pikken op og ned, sprojte af den hede saed! saed skal alle piger ha´: Munden - bryster - for og bag...

Coffee, Aebleskiver And A Game..

Invited my sweet Cousin M over for coffee and aebleskiver, we played a game with letters "BogStavRebus", its like Literati W/ dices and a timeglass. it was fun and I won.

Der var rigtig gang i den, da den smukke pige viste sit stripshow. -Da showet var slut, hortes der intet bifald fra publikum, saa hun raabte: Var det saa daarligt at i ikke gider give et bifald? En stemme nede fra salen svarer:- Man kan sgu da ikke klappe men en haand...

Relaxing And Enjoying Ourselves

Went for a walk in the beautiful cold weather and just relaxed after yesterday.. Really nice to have time to relax etc

Naar natten kommer og stjernerne taendes, en beskyttende engel til dit vindue sendes. Vaagner du midt i drommens sode sus, er det min engel som gi´r dig et knus!

Celebrating Christmas

It was a week before Christmas and we were going to celebrate it tonight with bf´s daughter, his dad, mom and her wife.
Even this morning I was feeling a bit stressful over what I was going to do today....
First I did a little cleaning and got the Christmas tree ready. Bf were baking cookies in the kitchen.. Later we decorated the Christmas tree and Emil thought it was kind a interesting but after a while he was tired so he went to sleep.. Els got the tree ready, cookies and everything els were ready for tonight.

Everyone came around 2 or 3 pm where we saw World Championsship in Handball it was Denmark against Russia it was soooo exciting with yelling and jumping but unfortunately we lost our last Chance to win something big;O( But we had a nice time and maked a bet about who won and how much and it was my bf who got closets result and won some money;O) While we watched the game I was making Christmas Dinner ready.

We eat Christmas Dinner around 5.30pm and guess who woke up from his nap Emil... Which were quite great he had slept this long so he could stay up late.

Our Christmas Dinner were roasted Pork W/ Sweet Potatoes, white potatoes, red cabbage etc. and it went very well and it tasted quite good but I only eated one portion, didnt felt so hungry. Emil didnt wanted to eat anything so we gave him some time since he just woked up.

Did the dished and went in the kids room and bf lighted the candles on the Christmas Tree and we went into the living room where a beuatiful sight met us.. We sang and danced around the Christmas tree it was sooo funny because Emil held mine and his dad´s hand and walked around the tree with us..

Then one by one opened a gift, we opened few each one and then we went to the kitchen where we eat "Ris A La Mande" which bf´s mom had made. It was sooo good. In the Ris A La Mande were 2 big almosnd and those two who got them got a gift.
First bite I took were one of them but I didnt said a thing until after few minutes my bf said he got it and then I said well so did I... So he got a game with letters and I got a gift cerfiticate to a book store great and not bad at all.
Emil liked Ris A La Mande..

Afterwards we maked coffee and brought all the Christmas sweet on the table. Then one by one open one gift at a time..

Here is what I got:
From Emil: Triominas.
From bf: DKNY Watch, gift cerfiticate to a lingerie store Femilet and Parfume light blue.
From his dad: Triominas, Daddy´s Little Girl and Before I Say GoodBye By Mary Higgins Clark. Earrings, and Parfume light blue.
From His Mom and wife: Wine Glasses and carafe for wine from Rosendahl and a bottle of red wine.

As you can read I got some of the same which I had to change for something els which we did few days later.

Els we relaxed, enjoyed our gifts and I was tired. Emil went to bed at 10pm.. and we did many hours later..

This evening turned out to be nice even thought I wasnt in the Christmas mood..

Et morgenknus sendes ud, det har en mening og et maal, at varme dit hjerte og naa dig for dagen for alvor begynder. Ha´en go´da´. Du er i mine tanker..

Day Off Christmas Shopping...

I was suppose to go to work but then there were too much to do before celebrating Christmas the next day...So I took the day off, also because bf had to take of someone who was sick...
First at 8am I went to the dentist with Emil it went just fine we brush he teeths very well and are only missing 4 teeth before he has them all, and afterwards went to Ro´s Torv for Christmas gifts the last ones... We met my sweet Cousin M and began with a hot cup and buns for Emil.. Then while we were in the stores Emil walked around 1 and a half just enjoying explore everything which were nice and when we were done he was tired and we drove home and he took a nap. And I was ready for tomorrow...


Advarsel! Nu har jeg gaaet med det lyserode armbaand "Stot brysterne" i 3 uger... Og de haenger stadig! Lortet virker altsaa ikke!.

Just Working

Just Working

Dyrene i Noahs Ark fik lov at holde en fest paa betingelserne af at de alle afleveret deres konsorganer i garderoben.. Musefar dansede lystigt med sin kone og hviskede i hendes ore: Jeg har en overraskelse til dig bagefter. Hvad er det skat, spurgte Musemor. Jeg har byttet garderobe nummer med elefanten...

Just Working

Just Working...

Konen kommer ind til manden i badet. Sig mig, staar du og onanerer?! Manden: Hva fanden, maa man nu ikke selv bestemme hvor hurtig man vasker sin pik....

At The Movies...

A Big Happy Birthday To Henrik my oldest Cousin who turns 39.... I hope you have a wonderful day;O) One year left before you turn 40!!!

Didnt went at the movies last week so instead we did it today... We saw Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and it was really good.... Bought a lot of sweets and enjoyed the movie.....

Ting vi tror, naar vi er stive (desvaerre): 1. Vi er sgu da ikke fulde, ka sagtens drikke mere. 2. Gud hvor ser vi godt ud. 3. Vi ka danse salsa. 4. DJ´en savner musiktips fra oz! 5. Vi har en fin sangstemme og ka alle sangene udenad. 6. Tequlia? Det var en god ide! 7. Vi hviler oz bare lige lidt! 8.Det er for tidligt at gaa hjem, hvem holder morgenfest? 9. En sjofel sms, vil alle saette pris paa nu! 10. Der er ikke ret langt hjem, vi gaar bare!

Lucia...

Working from 9am till 3pm and picked up Emil well I stayed for a while to see the girls go Lucia and they were sooo cute and afterwards we went home...

JUBII.... Jeg kom lige til at taenke paa dig....og vupti, saa var jeg i godt humor.. Med andre ord...Jeg bliver saa glad i laaget, naar jeg taenker paa dig;0) Haaber at du maa faa en god og dejlig uge...

Visit From My Dad and his gf

I´m feeling nervous in my stomach because we are having my dad and his gf for coffee and aebleskiver.. Because after the way she reacted when I last called to invite them over... They came at 3pm and it went just fine.. It was SOOO good to see my dad again;O)

Nonne i et tog. Overfor sidder en rocker og spiser rejer. Han smider skallerne over paa hende. Hun samler dem op og smider dem ud af vinduet. Til sidst faar hun nok. Hun traekker i nodbremsen og rockeren siger: Du faar 1000kr i bode, din lamme ko. Hun svarer: Naar jeg raaber voldtaegt og de lugter til dine fingre, faar du ti aar din spasser.

A Visit From my 2 Cousins...

We had a visit from my sweet Cousin M and her brother which is my cousin too... I havent seen him for ages and it was the first time he saw Emil... Cousin M had brought Xmas gift and an extra for fun and that was a book with numbers and a teddy bear a cute one... It was nice to see them both...

Da far var gaaet paa arbejde, gik lille Ole ud til sin mor og sagde: Naar du ikke er hjemme mor, saa tager far den unge pige med op ovenpaa og... Hov stop raabte moderen, vent med at fortaelle resten til far kommer og kan hore det... Efter aftensmaden siger moderen: Saa Ole nu kan du fortaelle historien faerdig... Ja mor, i torsdags tog far den unge pige med op ovenpaa og gjorde det, som du gjorde med farbror Egon da far havde overarbejde....

Stupid Car and No Phone Number...

Today I was going to Third job cleaning but the car maked trouble and didnt wanted to start and I couldnt called by job and the phonenumber there were on Krak didnt work grrrrrrrrrrrr... Instead of going home I went to Ro´s Torv to buy Christmas gifts, I didnt had many days for that..

Here I was couldnt call them which I felt horrible about....

Went to pick up Emil after his nap and drove to visit Minna and Nora;O) Were there couple of hours.

Bush og Fogh sidder paa et vaerthus og drikker taet da en mand kommer forbi og siger: "Hva´ fa´en, er det ikke Bush og Fogh? Hvad laver i her?" "Vi planlaegger blot tredje verdenskrig." Okay, og hvad kommer den saa til at gaa ud paa?" "Vi draeber 40 millioner irakere og en blondine med store patter!" "Hvorfor draebe en blondine med store patter???" "Der kan du se" sagde Bush og klappede Fogh paa skulderen, "Ingen bekymrer sig om irakerne.....

Offered Full or More Hours...

A Big Happy Birthday To Jacob who turns 29, I hope you have a nice day.. One left for 30 haha...

Today I was offered 37 hours a week as a substitute, I think its going to be from janury but I have already about 30 something hours a week which is pretty nice...

Now its time to that Emil can crawl up on our couch...


You are 'Silent Night'! You really enjoy
Christmas, and you like your Christmases
conventional. For you, Christmas is about
family and traditions, and you rather enjoy the
rituals of going to church at midnight and
turning off the lights before flaming the plum
pudding. Although you find Christmas shopping
frustrating, you like the excitement of
wrapping and hiding presents, and opening a
single door on the Advent Calendar each day.
You like the traditional carols, and probably
teach the children to sing along to them. More
than anyone else, you will probably actually
have a merry Christmas.


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Stayed Home..

Yesterday I didnt eat a thing and because I didnt know if the food will stay in my stomach or what I stayed home just in case it would come up again... But it didnt and I felt sooo much better....So Emil and I had a nice day home..

En mand vaagner julemorgen og skynder sig, at vaekke sin kone. Jeg havde den underligste drom! Forklarede han: Juletraeet var dekoreret med alle mulige slags fisser: Barberedet og ubarberedet fisser, fisser med tykke og tynde laeber, fisser med og uden duft og paa toppen sad den skonneste og dejligste lille perfekt fisse.. Det maa ha´ vaeret min svarer konen?.. Nej! Svarer manden: Din fisse var blevet anvendt som juletraesfod....

Yikes

First I was working and afterwards I was going to Toys n us for gift for Emil for Christmas..
While I still was at work it all began feeling like throwing up thought it was because I was hungry, tired but thought it was because Emil kept me awake most of the night... So right after work I drove to Toys n us and after few minutes I simply had to leave and drove by Mac D and bought a Meal but the fries were tasting sooo bad so I only eat the burger and drank my diet coke and it was close to come up again pew.... drove back to Roskilde to pick up Emil and went home. I just called my bf and ended asking him if he could come home because I felt so terrible and he did REALLY NICE....When he came home I felt right to sleep and later in the evening it all come up but this was the only time I threw up...I slept all day, evening and night...

I was supposed to go at the movies with Rikke but had to cancell and I was soo glad I did...after feeling sooo terrible.

Maria i laden var villig og vaad, hun raabte paa Josef; Nu er jeg kaad. Josef gav hende en ordentlig gang pul, og det er saa grunden til at vi fejre jul!!!

My Third JOb...

Few days ago a friend Rikke called and told me that their cleaning lady at work was sick and asked me if I could come and clean the floors, bathrooms and etc... I said Yes of course and this week I could come 2 days monday and friday because I was going to work in Day Nursery the other days.. Its a home for handicapped kids...but where I cleaned it was in the relief (Im not sure that this is the right word for it) but sometimes parents need to relax so their kids spend some days there once in a while.. Sometimes its only a day or in the weekends... I had 3 hours and it only took me 2 hours so I sad down and got a cup of coffee and went home to pick up Emil... They also asked me if i was interesting in being substitute there.. but had to say no because I wont work in the evening because of Emil....

After we have been laying Emil to sleep by himeselves, he had had red eyes, like looking tired and sick but the reason is that he has been crying a lot even thought we have been there every 2-4-6-8-10 etc minutes... Also he had been affraid to walk into his room by himselves even thought the lights were on, and if I left the room for a couple of minutes.. then he would begin crying....NOT GOOD and it makes me feel horrible...

Julen handler ikke om gaver og papir, men om den kaerlighed vi gir. Og den hojtid fejres bedst, hvis bare vi husker, at det er hjerternes fest. Saa til jer som jeg har kaer, de kaerligste julehilsner jeg sender her. Jeg takker jer alle for aaret der gik, og alle de dejlige minder vi fik. Jeg haaber en glaedelig jul du faar, samt et godt og lykkebringende nytaar...

Second Sunday In Advent

Today Emil got a snowball with the figure from the toystore BR...

Usual when its Sunday all stores in Denmark are closed but in December most stores are open... So I went to the mall Ro´s Torv to shop Xmas Gifts...
Bought gifts for bf and Emil...

Stresset jeg, nej?!...Nu er kagerne vasket, pakkerne i ovnen, ungerne ligger under traeet og huset er lagt i seng! Saa nu kan julen bare komme;0) GOD JUL.

Hours

After we have begin with just laying Emil to sleep and check on him every 2 then 4 minutes etc... Its been going quite well until tonight it took some hours before he felt asleep...

Nogen faar den forfra, nogen bagfra, nogen liggende, nogen staaende, nogen hjemme, nogen i byen... Men alle bliver saa glade naar de faar den: Aarets Forste Julehilsen!

Fifth Disease...

We think that Emil might have Erythema Infectiosum... Not sure thought but to be sure we stayed home from visiting our friends where she is pregnant...

Nu begynder julen stille at falde, mennesker fryser, men der er en ting, der undrer mig; Naar jeg ser dig, blir alt varmt, og sneen smelter. Alle blir glade og smiler, jeg tror, det er fordi, dit smil er alles smil, og naar du smiler, gor alle det. Dit hjerte er saa stort og varmt, at selv snemaendene smelter ved synet af dig...

Xmas Is All About....

24 days until its Xmas unbelievable...

Xmas is about family, love and spending time together but man Im sooooo sick and tired of people who think about themselves....

Also my dad´s gf what a selfish person grrrrrrrrrrrrrr... I´m his daughter not the other woman... I haven´t known my dad for 27-28 years and then when I get the chance you act so selfish STOP IT!!!! Give us some room and space to get to know each other and somewhere in between I want to get to know you too if stop acting so childdish!!!!

Tonight the first calendar on tv Jul i Valhal which is on tv every day until xmas December the 24th.... Jul i Valhal is about Nordic Mythology..

En lille nisse sad paa taget af en gaard, men pludselig fik han en ide. Han ville springe fra mobil til mobil for at onske folk en rigtig glaedelig jul! Nu er han kommet til dig! Hvis han keder sig og du ikke sender ham videre, kommer han i drillehumor og laver ballade juleaften.. Saa send ham videre straks! Du maa ikke sende den retur.....

Nice To Know...

Working 9am till 5pm, so my sweet couins M picked up Emil at Day Nursery.... Nice.. Even thought its 5pm where my shifts ends the kids leave at 4.30pm so thats where I went home....
My Sweet Cousin stayed for dinner and coffee afterwards which were really nice so its not about looking after Emil even thought she loves him.. and doesnt mind taking care of him, pick him up etc which is really nice to know...

Working...

Working 8am till 3pm...

Just Working...

Working 9am till 3pm

First Sunday In Advent

Decorated for Xmas, Played, baked more cookies, went for a walk with Emil and went by the grocery for aeblskiver.. At 1pm Rikke came by for coffee and aebleskiver... Talked about work etc she quit her job too but she will begin her new job January the 1st.... I droved her to the busstation and went by a store to buy something to make chocolate.... Which I did when I came home with chopped almonds... quite good and it was easy melt the chocolate and put the chopped almonds in and into the forms, forms shaped as hearts...

Emil´s 1st Advent gift he got a car Play2Learn Truck...and coffee for my bf which he had guessed because you could smell the coffee in the entire apartment...

Had Family Over For Dinner..

Had my auntie Vivi and Uncle Henning for Dinner.... I maked roasted pork for the very first time and it turned out pretty darn good YES!!!! Just with potatoes and sauce which bf maked...
Afterwards we had coffee and cookies which bf had maked and they were pretty good mmmmmmmm...

Stayed couple of hours and it was such a nice time, I really love these people so down to earth.. ;O)

Working...

Working 8am - 3pm...Day Nursery..

One Months Till Xmas..

One month until its Christmas! I cant believe the time is flying soooo fast wouw...

Just working from 9am till 3pm...At Day Nursery...

PlayDay

Emil Had the Day Off from Day Nursery...

It was a playday with Nora and Minna.. They came at 2pm and left at 5pm... Emil and Nora were playing sooo good that she didnt want to go home...Quite nice...

Didnt Get It...

Went working 7am-11am at residential home for adults 18-34..(Handicapped). Same house as last night... Went just fine..

Emil had a short day at Day Nursery..Nice..Nice..

I didnt get the job bwcause they were missing some informtion about my goals etc were... So ...But I knew it... Better luck next time...

Job Interview/Working

Had a job interview at 9.45am and it went sooo bad, I was nervous, rubbish and wasnt sure what to answer. I was sure I didnt get the job... Would get the answer the next day...

A friend Rikke came over at 2 pm and I had to go to work at 4pm till 10pm so she stayed until bf came home which was relly nice she wanted to do that...

At work residential home for adults 18-34..(Handicapped). I forgot to tell that there are 2 houses with 6 adults in each and this time it was in house B as extra and it went just fine.

It was fun because there were one of them who is deaf he was going to get his teeths brush but it brokes and while a woman was going to fix it, I was trying to tell by sign language that his toothsbrush were broken. He asked if it was broke and I said yes and he teared his magasine apart and throw it on the floor with a big laugh on his face LMOA....The woman who changed his toothsbrush stopped him with a laugh too saying that I was telling him his toothbrush were broke and not the magasine. But it was fun and he thought it was funny tooo... Great!

Stayed Home All Weekend

Emil still being sick, we just stayed home, played with the toys, listening to music and relaxing...

Working Day

Emil had an appointment at the doctor his 1 years old appointment where he also had his vaccine but because he was sick with fever he didnt get the vaccine. But Emil weight 23,14 pound and is 31 inches tall not sure its the right number...

I had a busy day working. First working at the Day Nursery from 8am-3pm and then from 4pm till 10pm at the Residential home for adults 18-34....Pew It was hard because I was missing Emil sooo much and he was sick again with fever...But I got through it and it was okay...

Vi blir alle tungere efterhaanden som vi blir aeldre.... Fordi vi har saa meget information i vore hoveder... - Saa egentlig er jeg ikke STOR, jeg er bare lynende intellegent, og siden hovedet er fyldt op, er jeg bare begyndt at fylde resten af kroppen op....

Work/Out For Dinner..

First Shift at residential home for adults 18-34..(Handicapped) 7am till 11am thats was fine too. Even thought they were adults they were like kids..Needed help with almost everything... It was kind a funny there are one who they were told he was blind but when we were sitting at the morning table I turned my back to m plate with cheese on bread and when I turned around to take a bite the cheese were gone.. guess who took it.... the man they were told were blind yeah right... LMOA.....

It was great that I could get Emil at The Day Nursery early right after he had eating his lunch so we could walk right home and played a little before his nap... Really nice..

In the evening we went for dinner at our old neighbour who moved few apartments away, it was really nice. She is such a nice lady and everyone had a nice evening..

En munk er i bad. Pludselig kommer 3 nonner ind paa badevaerelset og munken stiller sig op som en statue. Da nonnerne faar oje paa ham udbryder de. Hvad er det og hvad er det der haenger mellem benene og den forste hiver ham i tissemanden hvorefter han taber et stykke saebe fra haanden. En saebeautomat jubler de og den naeste prover det samme hvorefter han taber det andet stykke saebe. Den tredje nonne vil ogsaa prove og hiver ogsaa: Ov jeg fik kun shampoo...

First Shift..

First shift at Day Nursery for handicapped kids.. 8am till 3pm but being there as extra so I could see how they do it and it was... I think its interesting and nice work....and I want to continue wokring there as substitute...

Looked at this...Trading Spouses and press video it really creepy stuff....Look at her kids how scared they are...

Et aeldre aegtepar gor sig klar til sex. Konen smorer sig med glidecreme i skridtet op til flere gange. Manden ser forundret til, saa tager han laenken fra sit lommeur og snurrer den rundt om pikken, konen sporger hvad han dog laver. - Jeg saetter kaede paa, det ser ud som om det bliver glatforer......

Last Day At Work YEAH!!!!!

A big Happy Birthday to Anne Mette who turns 30, I hope you had a wonderful day;O)

Yes my very last day at work finally waited for soooo long before this day.... I quit before December 1 because they needed a substitute at the Day Nursery where the kids are from 0-6 years and they are handicapped..

So I bought some sweet and didnt assumed to get anything but.... They called me out in the big area where all the kids and collegues were together sitting in a circle and told me to sit in the middle..At first they were singing and then they brought gifts and oops now i think of it I forgot to bring something for the kids, only brought some sweets for my collegues..Crap...
The gifts I got:
From Sharanya a girl I had years ago she had bought some candles looks like flowers.
From the youngest kids the ones I worked with I got some drawings and a cute card..
From the collegues I worked together with I got something from Rosendahl candlething and a bag with candles with a nice letter...
From all my collegues flowers...
From one of the youngest kids a small Xmas...
I didnt thought I would get anything but it was a nice thought...


Da Eva havde kedet sig laenge nok i edens have gik hun til Gud som tilbod hende en mand. Hva er det spurgte Eva.. En simpel skabning med daarlige vaner, der lyver, snyder og er selvglad. AMEN!!!! Men han er ogsaa storre og staerkere end dig, en god jaeger og..Ham tager jeg. Paa en betingelse understregede Gud. For hans stoltheds skyld maa han blive i troen paa, at jeg skabte ham forst og husk saa at det er vores lille hemmelighed - kvinde til kvinde..

Short Day For Emil...

Again Sweet Cousin M was going to pick Emil up:O) I had to work until 5pm and I dont think he should have a long day a day nursery!

Mandens hjerne sidder laengere nede end kvindens, saa naar han klor sig i skridtet er det ikke for at provokere men fordi han taenker.

Visited Mom-In-Laws Again Again...

Visited mom-in-laws and dad-in-law came by too... Told them that on Monday the 21st I was going to a jobinterview at the first Day Nursery I sent my application to... I was soo excited but got no big respond...Not a big surprise thought..

Hej lille jordbo!! Jeg er et lille rumvaesen, som har forvandlet sig til en mobiltlf. Og lige nu dyrker jeg sex med dine fingre. Jeg ved du kan lide det, for jeg kan se du smiler.... Tak for knaldet. Send mig venligst videre, da jeg er liderlig....

Shopping/Out For Dinner..

I went shopping all by myself... So I bought a pair of jeans, long sleeved blouse and bought some thing from Panduro... nice..

In the evening we went for dinner at Stine, Ida and Mikkel´s.. It was really nice and the kids played with the toys... Stayed couple hours until we had to go hom and put Emil into bed he was soo tired...

En ung mand og en meget barmfager pige danser taet sammen. Pludselig traeder kvinden et skridt tilbage og traekker det ene bryst frem og sporger: - "Ser dette bryst ud til at vaere punkteret? "Oh...Nej" stammer manden, hvorefter hun tager det andet bryst frem og sporger:- "Ser dette bryst ud til at vaere punkteret?". -Oh. Nej det kan man bestemt ikke sige" Stammer manden. Hvorefter pigen siger:-"Gider du saa godt fjerne donkraften....

Guess What

Emil had no fever and looked so much better but then him and me got a day off and spend the day together;O)

Du maa hellere se at blive vaccineret mod fugleinfluenza! Den rammer alle losgaaende hons....

Emil Sick

Sweet Cousin M picked Emil up at Day Nursery, and she called few hours after telling me he had fever 39.2 grader. But he has also looked exchaused for some days...But he eats and drink and got some sleep...
I called right away to my work and told them I wouldnt come tomorrow because Emil was sick.. So they had a chance to call for a substitute..

2 Blondiner var igang med at reparere et sommerhus, den ene opdager at den anden smider mange som vaek, og sporger forundret hvorfor, hvortil den anden svarer, hovedet sidder i den forkerte ende. Fjols svarer den anden, de er jo til den anden side af huset..

FirmaSlogans..

Stilladsfirma: Saa laenge de er stive, er du i live!
Haarfjerningsfirma: Tag skridtet idag!

Liftfirma: For fuld rejsning!

Paa ligvogn: Overhal bare, vi henter dig senere!
Kloakservice: Naar lortet driller!

Bageri: Vi bager kager om dagen, og boller om natten!
Festudlejning: Alting til festen, undtagen gaesten!
Kalenderfirma: Kob dine kalendere hos os og dine dage er talte!

Renseri: Altid paa pletten!

Another Work As Substitute...

While Emil were in Day Nursery, at 1.20pm I went to visit residential home for adults 18-34..(Handicapped) about being substitute there and I sign the papers and had 4 shifts where I was there as extra to see how they do it... but I already knew a lot because I have been working with handicaps as subtitues for almost 5 years few years ago.. so the only thing were to get to know them and them who had to know me...

Afterwards I picked up Emil which were close by and walked home to get ready for a friend came by for tea and bread...

Blondinen fortaeller sin mor hun er gravid. - Jamen dog! Og du ved ikke engang hvem faderen er? Jo da mor, han er tysker og hedder Auf Wiedersehen....

PlayDay..

Still being sick..

Emil was suppose to go to the dentist but moved it untill December..

It was a playday with Nora and Minna.. We went to their apartment and spend couple of hours there...

En lille kvindelig dvaerg gik til laegen og klagede over smerter i skridtet naar det regnede. Laegen undrede sig og bad hende komme igen naeste gang det regnede. Det gjorde hun. Det svier og braender i skridtet sagde dvaergen. Aha sagde laegen og tog skalpellen frem. Han skar forsigtigt. Prov nu at bevaege benene. Utroligt sagde dvaergen. Nu er der ingen smerte, hva gjorde du? Jo ser du, sagde laegen, jeg skar 5 cm af dine gummistovler.

Nothing Much Than A Movie...

Didnt do much today than I have watched the movie Madagascar and it wasnt that much fun than I thought it would be

Had A Visit

We got a visit from Thomas, Lisbeth, Christian and Mathilde... Stayed couple of hours..

Kermit og miss piggy laa og hyggede sig, da tlf ringede. "Kan jeg komme til at tale med miss piggy?" Kermit: Desvaerre, hun har 1 tudse i halsen.

Too Much

Last night I felt exchausted every day this week been up early and on to work by bus and car home to pick up Emil, home play and later getting our dinner ready pew... felt snotty, exchausted and were just filed up.. So I called in sick.. I did fell horrible in my throat, ear and head..!

At 2pm visit a Day Nursery even thought it was sooooo different from what I was used to I sent my application...They perfer you (the staff) werent seeing each other private, working hard for the psychic working environment which sounded sooo good in my ears...proffessionel etc...but it was still odd..

Emil is trying to put his shoes on by himself he still need some practise thought but its sooo cute..

In the evening I saw The Amityville Horror, I have seen the old version and this new version was still quite creepy...!

-"Jeg ved godt du ville onske jeg var dod"; sagde svigermoderen, "Saa kunne du hoppe og danse paa min grav." "Dt kunne jeg da aldrig finde paa", mumlede svigersonnen, "Du ved at jeg hader at staa i ko...."

Third Day Alone...

Today I couldnt change my shift BOO HOOO. So I decided to called and hear how he was doing also because she (the one who going to have him the first days said it would be okay and also they would call me or bf if Emil was toooo sad)

This is what she said when I called....At first she didnt said her name or I didnt hear it.. she sounded angry like how dare I call and ask how my son is doing: Right now he is sitting alone in a chair crying, (I hear him crying in the background) well he has been sad/crying most of the time but this is how it is.. and I didnt called because we cant called everytime he is crying then it wont be any better...

I was soooooo angry, in a shock and close to hang up the phone which I didnt do.. I dont care if there are one or more who is sick.. this is their job to take care of the kids who is there... also both of us had notice that when one of the kids cry they 2 out of 3 dont take them up they just look down and say whats wrong....I didnt mind he was crying if I knew they took care of it or let me call without being angry or stressed...

Also again its sooo different from where I work.. No matter what we have always time for the parents and make sure we take good care of their kids...

At the Day Nursery were Grandparents Day and his granddad was the only one who came and thx for that, that was really sweet!

En nyankommet mand gaar en tur i nudistlejren, da han faar oje paa et stort skilt med teksten "Pas paa bosser"! Det undrer han sig over, men gaar videre. Lidt efter ser han endnu et skilt med teksten "Pas paa bosser" Endnu engang gaar han videre, men faar nu oje paa en lille bronze plade i graesset. Han bojer sig ned for at laese teksten, hvor der staar", Beklager men du fik advarsler......(av)!!!

Second Day Alone...

Changed my shift from 8.30am - 4pm till 6.30am - 2pm so I could come and get Emil early from Day Nursery...
Today He has been crying/sad and want to be held most of the time and the one who was there to take him the first days was sick..

Et fly er netop lettet. Piloten byder velkommen, men glemmer at slaa mikrofonen fra. "Nu vil jeg ud og skide og bagefter kneppe en af stewarddesserne". Dette horte hele flyet. En af stewarddesserne ville lobe op til piloten for at slukke mikrofonen, men snublede paa vejen. Gamle Fru Jensen hjalp hende. "Rolig nu unge dame. Han skulle jo skide forst".....

Shopping For Emil../First Day Alone

Last night when I packed some clothes for Emil to bring along the Day Nursery, I found out he needed much more clothes so I had to buy some more, which I did right after work...

They called me when he woke up, and he had a nice day been alittle sad..

Der kommer en mand ind paa en bodega med en kat under armene. Han bestiller sig en ol og 10 frikadeller til katten. Mens han nyder sin ol aeder katten alle 10 frikadeller. Vaerten: Hva´er det for en maerkelig kat der kan spise 10 frikadeller?? Manden svarer: Jeg reddede en lille fe og havde pludselig tre onsker: Det forste et godt helbred. Det andet altid nok penge. Kun det sidste onske med ´en umaettelig mis´ misforstod den lille lorte-fe totalt....

Day Off Day 3

Happy Halloween....

At 9am I went to visit a Day Nursery where the kids were from 0-6 years old and it looked soooo good and interesting.. I like they have split the kids up in their ages, you follow them from age 3 till they leave for school etc so I gave them my application...

Bf and I went with Emil at Day Nursery and this time we left him but were still in the house and this time he eat lunch with the other kids and it went just fine...

Bf drove to work, Emil and I went home had to keep him awake until we got home but he was really tired... took 1? hour nap... then my sweet Cousin M came by she was going to look after Emil while I visited another Day Nursery and this one is for mentally and psysically kids age 2 till 6... They needed subtitutes.. looked like a really nice place;O)

Wouw what a busy and nice day.....Interesting whats going to be in the future...

PanCakes

A Huge happy Birthday for Tina Timon Dear;O) I hope you had a wonderful day;O) HURRA HURRA... Happy 28!

Bf, Emil and I went to a small mall to buy booths for Emil now that he begins in Day Nursery and found a pair...

Later we went to Thomas, Lisbeth and Christian for pancakes and coffee...

Day Off Day 2

Went to visit Emil Day Nursery at 9.30am and it went fine, he walked around discovered the place and toys. Then when they were going to eat lunch I asked if he could eat with them they said no there were already food for them who were there???? I was like...In a shock then I said okay then we can wait outside in the hall where he could play.... her answer were no I think you should go home..... a bigger shock...his second time and had one day left where we also were there and he may not stay any longer horrible..there were nothing that we could do...my thought was and we said no to the first place for this???? I was in shock because at my work they new kids w/ their mom or dad can come whenever and we give them time to look around, get used to the new place, play with the toys and eat with us if they want to...its soooo different so thats why it was a shock to me...

So after an hour we went home and Emil took a nap and after his nap and lunch we went for a walk in a small wood before we went to the Grocery Store for groceries which is near by... Had a nice day;O)

Day Off Day 1

Now it was my turn to take some days off once again.....But Emil is going to begin in Day Nursery ... We stayed an hour... There were one person who took care of that of telling us how things were working there and she is the one we have the main contact with. Of couse we will talk with the others and they take care of Emil as well... But I hope you understand..
It went well Emil played and moved away from me to play with some toys....NICE.

Emil last milk and gruel...He slept throught without waking up hungry...

En fed neger sidder i bussen og onanerer med store grove bevaegelser, der kommer en mor forbi med sin lille datter der udbryder, se mor den tykke mand har stjaalet den lange sorte dims hjemme i din skuffe.....

Working, playing W/Emil....

Nygift brandmand sagde paa brullupsnatten til sin kone. Naar jeg siger -1. tager du tojet af. -2. laegger du dig i sengen. -3. spreder du benene. -4. saa hopper jeg paa. Efter et stykke tid hvor de har hygget sig, raaber konen 5, 5, 5... Saa raaber manden -Hvad fanden betyder 5? Rul mere slange ud!

Maked Me Feel Like A Totally Idiot

I forgot to tell ya that I found out something bad about my boss, she is no good... So now I more happy to quit my job..She asked me to take part in a meeting with a colleague which I´m not allowed to take part in unless Im someone els, I so I said no thanks.... And she said to me after she had asked not to tell anyone...but I thought Im not going to be there for much longer so I told it to some of my colleagues so they know what she was about.....!!!

My boss maked me feel like a totally idiot, naive and totally stupid...:O| because at first I said yes until I found out its wasnt right....

Bf 2 days off quite nice to get home to both of them...

En saelger ringer paa dorklokken og lille Per lukker op. Saelgeren sporger, om hans far er hejmme, Lille Per svarer. Ja, men han er i bad. Saa sporger saelgeren om hans mor er hjemme. Per svarer, at det er hun, men hun er ogsaa i bad. Saelgeren vil nu vide, om lille Per tror at de snart kommer ud fra badet... Denne gang griner Per, da han ryster paa hovedet... Hvorfor tror du ikke det, sporger saelgeren. - Fordi, da far spurgte efter vaseline, gav jeg ham kontaktlim...

Quit My Job!!!

Today I went back to work after being away again and I went right to my boss and said I quit my job... Told her it was because of the bad working environment, and told me she is going to change that and said that I should think about it... I thought about it and was sure about my decision. It has also taken me years to quit my job because I wanted to give it a chance but now I had enough.. Also because I wanted to work as a substitute and get some working experience, I have only been working one place after I graduated so..

So I quit my job without having anything...

Had Bemme Helle to look after him while bf had a meeting.

Naar natten kommer og stjernerne taendes - en beskyttende engel til dit vindue sendes - vaagner du midt i drommens rus er det min engel der giver dig et knus....

Stayed Home

Were supossed to visit a friend, her bf and his 3 daughters but they called and cancelled a close familymember had tried suicide:O( Luckily she is still alive...

En lille skytsengel gaar gennem et morkt rum, slukker sit straalende lys og haenger sine vinger op, giver dig et omt kys og saetter sig ved din side. Denne engel vil sidde ved din side dag og nat for at ingen skal gore dig noget ondt og intet grimt skal haende dig.

Visits

Had 2 visits today first from Dad-In-law and sweet cousin M..

GameDay

Bf´s brother Miki came by and we played PS2.. Played with Emil etc.. On the PS2 I played a simpsons game it was a lot of fun...

Emil is walking around...and he is really enjoying it.. Now he can get around.

En lille pige og hendes mor gik tur i parken hvor de saa to unge ha´ sex. "Mor hvad laver de to"?...."De laver en kage lille ven". Naeste morgen siger pigen til moderen. "Jeg ved at dig og far har lavet kage i stuen igaar" Moderen lidt flov" Hvordan ved du dog det? Jo for jeg har slikket glasuren op fra sofaen mor...

PlayDay W/Nora

Playday with Nora...

Emil is really keep trying to walk... really cool.. He falls then up on his feet again...

94-aarig dode under samleje. "Det gik godt naar vi holdt takten til kirkeklokkerne." Sagde enken. "Ind paa ding og ud paa dong, men saa kom den skide isbil....!!!

SkinDoctor.....A Big Step.

Emil had to go to the skindoctor at 12.10pm because he has some rash on both side of his mouth and had it for a long time like couple of months.. He told us it was usually children had that kin of rash so we got 2 kind of cream for his face one for everyday and another for all the time...

In the evening we were playing with his toys on the floor as usual... and while we played I maked him walked... he took first 12 then 20 yes......unbelievable and funny.

En mand ligger hen over tre saeder i teateret. En ansat henvender sig til ham og siger " Vi tillader kun et saede pr. gaest!" Manden mumler noget men gor ikke tegn til at flytte sig. Den ansatte henter direktoren, heller ikke han kan overtale gaesten til at flytte sig.. gaesten mumler stadig uforstaaeligt, saa de henter politiet. Betjenten sporger "Hvad hedder du?" ..."John" Svarer manden "Hvor kommer du fra?" Med smerte i stemmen svarer John "Fra balkonen".

A Walk In The Forest...

Bf has the day off so we talked about going at the baby bio...so when I was going to order 2 tickets for a movie I saw that they had moved it until next week...
So Emil and I drove the forest near us... what a beautiful weather to go for a walk in this nature wonderful, it was a short walk because Emil was getting tired...

Solstraaler saa smukke, ramte min kind, straks i mine tanker du traadte ind. jeg taenkte jeg ville skrive en besked til dig, saa her er en efteraarshilsen fra mig...

18 Birthday

A Big Happy Birthday to bf younger brother who turns 18 today HURRA HURRA, I hope you had a wonderful day;O)

Stayed home with Emil played with his toy and went to the grocery store...

In the evening we were invited to 18 birthday and found out it was for supper... Roasted pork, potatoes etc mmmmm nice and even thought we had eat a little at home, I was still very hungry.... It was soooo nice Emil was alittle tired but went home 2 hours later...

Little bird up in the sky. Dropped a shit right in my eye. Me not sorry, me not cry, me just happy that cows dont fly..

Invited To Lunch..

Bf, Emil and I were invited for lunch up north at AnneMette and I didn´t got lost on the way...LOL I had my bf who told me which way to turn etc...

We had brought a gift for her new home.... The apartment it was new but you could see it was build fast... Not Good...

Thanks a lot for the children Cd you gave Emil, that was thoughtful....

We had 3 different kind of fish mmmmm yummi with baked potatoe and it tasted sooo wonderful...

After we had a delicious meal we went for a walk in the area, the weather were sooooo beautiful, sunny and blue sky...talked about life, future and what came to mind...I think its called...

Went back and had dessert Ice mmmmmm yummi.....

Stayed while before heading back to Roskilde...

2 torstige skibsbrudne maend, der efter 1 uge i 1 lille baad, fandt 1 olielampe med 1 doven aand, der kun ville opfylde et onske. Den ene mand skyndte sig at onske, at hele havet var af ol. Og vupti...-hele havet var blevet til ol. hvorpaa den anden stonnede: Godt Einstein! Nu er vi nodt til at pisse i baaden...

The Extension..

Crown Princess Mary gave birth to a baby boy congrats....

We visited my moms-in-laws, where bf was going to help with the extension..... While Emil slept I stayed inside and did the sudoku... After his nap and lunch, I gave him his new warm coat and his rain pants on and went outside... With all the clothes on he couldn´t move much but explore the ground and got fresh air which were nice...

Were suppose to go for a walk in a forest but there were hunting so we went right home.....

Hhheellllooo, iiiss tthhiiss tttthhheeee sssseeexxx ssshhoopp, tthhhaaattt sssooolllddd mmmeeee ttthhheee vvviiiibbbbrraattoorr?? Hhhoooww ddooo III tttuuurrrnnn ttthhheeee fffuuuccckkkiiinnnggg ttthhhiiinnnggg ooofff?

It Was Sooooo Funny

This evening I was sitting down on our bed with a blanket over me and drank hot chocolat... I saw Save The Last Dance and in the end of the movie a text roll on top of our tv...News Extra News Extra.....And bf and I were like...Now What....So we turned the channel on CNN and there were soemthing about the bird flu I think its called.... it was scary because we thought that it had come to Denmark.... but went back to the Danish Channel and checked the text tv and there it stood "Crown Princess Mary were might at the hospital and giving birth" but no one knows so it was just a rumour lol... Here I thought it was something seriously...LMAO!!!!!

Der sad en luder og en bosse paa en ode o. Saa sagde luderen. Gid jeg havde gemt alt det gummi jeg har brugt i tidens lob. Saa ku vi lave en gummiflaade og sejle i land. Dertil svarede bossen. Hvis vi hvde alle de sten der har klasket mig i roven saa ku vi gaa i land..

Play Day

Emil and I were going to visit Minna and Nora at 10am... Bf drove us there before he had to drove to work.... Nice time as always... Nora was really trying Emil´s patience lol...We walked home...

Later my swwet cousin M came by, drank coffee and played literati... fun..

En mand havde vaeret strandet paa en ode o i 5 aar, da konen kommer roende. Hun smider tojet og siger "Nu skal du faa noget du har savnet i 5 aar", "Hvad fanden siger manden, Har du bajer med...

Stayed home

Another day we stayed home, he was still exchausted and had a bad tummy.... Poor sweetie pie... went for a very long walk and I hadnt brought any water so I was sooooooo thirsty the rest of the day....But it was really nice and the weather was perfect....

To demente er paa langelinie i deres korestole. Hvor den ene siger? Skal jeg ikke hente en softice til os? Hvor den anden siger, Min skal vaere med drys... Og husk det nu!!! Ja ja jeg skal nok huske det.... Der gaar saa 20 min. Og han kommer tilbage med kylling.. Jeg vidste det sagde den anden du har glemt pomfritterne...

Relaxed After The Big Days

Because of Emil had a bad tummy and were exchausted after the big weekend, I decided to stay home and just go for a walk or go to the grocery store.....

Et ungt uerfarent kinesisk par, der boede i Danmark giftede sig. Paa bryllupsnatten sagde gommen - du maa selv bestemme, hvordan vi skal gore det! Aah-Sagde hun rodmende. Jeg ku godt taenke mig en 69´er. Hva faen - udbrod han - vil du ha kylling med sursodsovs NU???

1 Year Old Today HURRA...

Today its my boy
birthday, I can´t believe he´s one years old...The biggest Happy Birthday to my son Emil, I love you!!;Ox
Thx for the Birthday´s Hello´s. AnneMette, Minna, Sweet Cousin M, Bodil, Tina, Andreas and Godmother Rikke...







This one was taken today this morning...


So what we have been doing today. First his dad took the day off... woke up, had breakfast, showered and sitting on the floor we gave him our gifts from us to him... Here are what he got from us:
Fisher-Price 6 Roll-A-Rounds: Touch & Tickle Rounds,
push Toy,
Colors,
Puzzle,
and 2 more things I don´t know what to call....

Alittle bit later we drove downtown Roskilde, feed the ducks lol they we funny and hungry....els we bought jacket and booths for winter and pants for when it rains..
Els stayed home relaxed he had a bad tummy....he is very exchausted after celebrating his birthday saturday and sunday...

Da du blev fodt regnede det. Ikk fordi der var lovet regn. Himlen graed, fordi den havde mistet sin smukkeste og dejligste stjerne....

Second Day Celebrating Emil´s 1st Birthday

Today our friends were invited at 1am.

Emil had no nap before everyone came...

I baked buns and bf maked a layer cake for everyone also with banana and kiwi...

Today it was more relaxed with the gifts and he knew a bit more what it was about, how he was going to open the gifts...

Here are what he got:
Lil' School Bus from Stine, Ida and Mikkel,
Peek-a-Blocks Tumblin’ Sounds Giraffe and a cow for your toothbrush from Tina, Hatun and Andreas,
Duplo: Garbage Truck and pickup Truck from Thomas, Lisbeth, Christian and Mathilde. Great gifts and something we wished for...

The kids played and everyone talked with each other which was quite nice... Emil were tired and put him to sleep, he only slept 1 hour and he was sooooo tired but couldnt sleep...

Another wonderful day..

The worst thing were that we didn´t invited everyone but had to chose them who Emil sees most often... Els we there would have been over 30 people and we live in a 2 rooms apartment so.....

Lille Ole var helt god til slangudtryk og en dag sendte hans mor ham til apoteket efter en aeske albyl og en pakke hygienjnebind. Noget tid efter ringede apotekeren. Frue! Jeg forstaa godt at deres son vil kobe en aeske albyl, men jeg forstaa ikk, hvad han mener med "Nye vattaepper til fars hobbyrum"...

First Day Celebrating Emil´s 1st Birthday

A Big Happy Birthday to Lisbeth, 27.. I hope you had a wonderful day....;O)

Busy day baking buns w/Chocolat and without and maked a boy out of the buns, I don´t have a picture of it, also baked a chocolat cake, maked a layer cake with banana and kiwi for us and a small layer cake for Emil also with Banana and kiwi...
For today we had invited the Family: His Grandmothers, Granddad, Auntie M, Auntie V and Uncle H, GodMother R... Unfortunately Auntie V and Uncle H were sick....

Emil took 4 steps YES..........................

It was sooo nice because before the guest came he took a nap on 1 and half hours! So he was awake when they came...

Everyone came at 1pm and with sooo many gifts for him... Him and me were sitting down on the floor and i helped him open his gifts, he wasnt that interested, he doesnt know excatly what it is yet......!!!!

But here how it went... Together with Emil we opened one and when he was going to open another one...someone els open the first one up so he could play with it and he lost totally interest and just wanted to play with it... instead of that we open them all and then open up for him to play with afterwards.... I thought it was tooo much for him and when I saw what he got and thought too much, not what we wished for etc so I got angry and had to go to the bathroom before I exploaded....

After a while my cousin came out and I was angry, crying and it help to talk about it or just tell someone how I felt... So I went back in and we sat down, eat, sang a birthday song for Emil and HURRA HURRA....He had a nice time...

Here are what he got:
Weebles: Weebleville Town Center
from his Grandmothers,
Little People: Lil Movers Train
from His Dad´s Daughter,
PLay2Learn Puttekasse - My Magical Castle - and a worm you can press down on and then its running fast. from his auntie M,
Puttehjul and something I don´t know what to call from his GodMother R
and last he got a Big Keyboard from his granddad which he can´t use before he is 4 years old...

They stayed a couple hours and it turned out to be a nice day except for the gifts well some of them...

I was soooo tired rest of the day...

Shopping...

2 weeks vacation before I will go back to work...

Bf, Emil and I drove downtown Roskilde, where we bought clothes for Emil and me. The rest of Emil gifts...Had a cup of coffee at Druedahls...I also used some from my gift token which I got on my birthday, I bought 2 books with sudoku and a book with crochet work...

I walked home with Emil in his baby carriage, it was a beautiful weather.. When I got home there were a letter in the mailbox from the Day Nursery where we had wished for Emil to be...But he could begin November the first and I will begin working October the 24th...So I called right away to ask them if we could begin before november the first, so he would get the chance to get used to the new place..She had to talk with the others about it and couldn´t promise me a thing and I could call back in a week:O(

Emil is beginning to help to take his clothes off... GOOD BOY lol

Har man ikke hue paa, bliver man forkolet. Bliver man forkolet, bliver man haes. Bliver man haes, begynder man at hviske. Den der hvisker lyver. Lyver man begynder man at stjaele. Stjaeler man, kommer man i faengsel og kommer man i faengsel begynder man garanteret at tage stoffer. Og tager man stoffer saa dor man. Jeg synes at du er et dejligt menneske, saa HUSK FOR HELVEDE DIN HUE......

Day Off From Day Nursery..

So we had a visit from Minna and Nora from the parenting group at 10am...The kids played and we talked...The kids are playing quite good even thought they want the toys the other one is playing with.....LOL;OD

Second Time In Day Nursery...

Well we slept till 10 am again lol so I had to call Day Nursery and say that we wll be there a bit later...

And we were there when they had lunch so we stayed out in their big room where Emil played with their toys....

We stayed an hour and while we there, there were only one beside the people from the purple room where he was going to be shaked my hand and said welcome... really odd because I´m used to shake hands and welcome people to kids who begins in one of the other rooms at work....But it can´t be same thing everywhere...

Hvad er forskellen paa en hysterisk kvinde og en alm kvinde?? En hysterisk kvinde blir sur over alting, mens en alm kvinde blir sur over ingenting....

Sleep...

Emil and I were going to visit the Day Nursery at 10 am but woke up 10am so I called and cancelled because we first had to eat breakfast, then shower and then we could only stay few minutes because then Emil had to sleep...

In the evening the Day Nursery had a cafe where everyone brought food for the number you came and then they would make a buffet.. So we will come in the evening nice..

My sweet cousin came by we played Literati and while we played Emil woke up after been sleeping less than an hour so I tried to get him to sleep also because he seemed tired but he was screaming, crying, tried to resist me with his entire body and the only thing which helped was that he was sitting up, close to my face and my hair..he loves to fiddle with my hair it helps to calm him down also when he is just tired... Well after a short while I gave up and brought him in the living room so he could play alittle while I was making lunch...

It was really hard seeing him react like thís so I called my bf and we decided to stay home and not go the cafe thing but just stay home and play with Emil and give him all the attentions....

Well he felt better after he didn´t had to sleep...But we had a nice and fun evening....

It´s Time And surprisely...

Today both of us went to see Emil´s Day Nursery...I was positve surprised and it looked pretty good... we were showed around and stayed for 30-40 min Emil played on the floor...It was our first time there so that´s the reason why we didn´t stay long...

Hvad er ligheden mellem en kvinde og et kondom... de bruger begge mere tid i din tegnebog end paa din tissemand....

A Long Walk, Blue and Sunny Sky/ Now Is Time..

Went for a long walk today still beautiful weather... Walked by the goats, els we saw birds, dogs, a big frog, squarrel and a chopper...;O) another great day!

But in the evening I have a pain in my stomach and didn´t feel very well at all.. The reason for that was that our son Emil was beginning day nursery monday..Now it was time to get real and I someday I had to go back to work...even thought I don´t want to. But we can´t afford me going home...

Who lost most...

Now its time to see who has lost most on one month of bf or me....bf has lost 2 kg and I have lost 2,3kg HAHAHA yes yes I have lost more than him and I said no to that we were bidding on who could lose most and then give the other something...BOO HOO now I have won and .... well the best is I lost some kg not enough thought but 2.3 was without excersize..

So to end this we bought a lot of sweets pew... my tummy....

A long Walk On A Beautiful Day

A Big Happy Birthday to Bodil who turns 22, I hope you have a wonderful day;O)

Emil and I went for a long walk around in the neighbourhood, we saw goats and a squarrel running away from a cat...and it was a beautiful and wonderful day....
When we got home had lunch in the living room while we saw The Lion King 1?.. He looked at it when they sang and then he began to dance...lol...

The Parenting Group..

Today meeting w/the parenting group except for one... Had a nice day

Stayed Home...

A big happy Birthday to Ida who turns one today, I hope u had a wonderful weekend and with family tonight....

Stayed home to relax, play, music etc.. my sweet cousin m came by for coffee and buns...

En tyv overrasker et aegtepar og binder dem i sengen. Han laener sig ned til kvinden og kysser hende paa kinden.. Bagefter gaar han ud paa badevaerelset. Manden hvisker til konen. "Jeg saa han kyssede dig, nu voldtager han dig nok, men husk jeg elsker dig og vi skal nok klare det." Konen siger til manden, Han kyssede mig ikke,, han sagde at du var laekker og spurgte hvor vaselinen var, men bare rolig vi skal nok klare den og husk jeg elsker dig.....

1 Year Birthday....

A Big Happy Birthday to Stine, I wish u all the best..

Emil and I went to Ida´s 1 Birthday at 2pm, were 24 people... got layer cake, cake, buns, hot choclat, coffee etc.... Bf picked us up at 5pm...A really nice day..

The last few days I have been bidding on EBay I have been bidding on books and toy for Emil....
Also tried to sell one of paintings....

Didn´t Get Them

We didn´t get the apartment...

We visit one from the parenting group and we had brought a gift for her daughter who turned 1....

Kvinden laa nogen paa stranden.... Hun havde Kim Larsen tatoveret paa den ene rovballe, og Sebastian paa den anden... En mand stopper op.. Kigger og sporger saa... "Ham i midten med det fedtede haar, er det saa Johnny Madsen?...

Show Of The Apartments

My sweet cousin M came by she was feeling better not soo tired... glad that she stayed with us...

Today there would be possible to see the apartments inside.. so Emil stayed home with Auntie M while I took my bike and drove to see the apartments.. They still looked nice because it was new but the bedroom upstairs were tiny but okay size for us and Emil but I want him to have a room by himself. So the only good thing is that s new....

En mand skrev i sin dagbog. "Jeg er den perfekte mand. Jeg ryger ikke, drikker ikke, spiller ikke kort og er aldrig ude og buldre om natten. Jeg er aldrig min kone utro. Jeg gaar tidligt i seng og staar tidligt op - og saa arbejder jeg stabilt hver dag og dyrker dagligt motion. Men selvfolgelig vil alt det aendre sig, naar jeg kommer ud af faengslet..."

A Big Happy Birthday To Nora who turns 1... I hope you had a wonderful and fun day;O)

Offered apartments

YES YES YES Finally We were offered 3 apartments. 1. 5 rooms and 2. 4 rooms.. we said yes to the 2. 4 rooms but we were number 6 and 7 on the list so the chance is small...

Went to a small surgery with my sweet cousin M, had brought my son with me and he was a sweet boy looking in a book while it was going on. It didnt took long and afterwards we when throught town, she was soooo tired the med had knocked her out so she went with us home. She slpet couple of hours, ordered food and while we waited for the food we drove by the apartments we were offered they werent done yet but it was possible to move in, in November.... IT looked really nice, we couldnt go inside but from outside it looked nice...

Vi fra Tampax, si´r tak for at vi maatte bruge din penis som model, for vores nye tampon... Der hverken kan ses, eller maerkes...

First Sound

Oh I forgot to tell that Emil´s first sound is Ahhhhhhhh like when he is pat a pet...

Er det ikke bare pisse ondt, at gi´ en neger en plade hvid chokolade, og sige: "Du blir hvad du spiser"...

My Dad-In-Law

My dad-in-law came for a visit, it was nice seeing him after he has been in his summerhouse in North of Sweden and been away since the end of July... he had brought chocolate, sweets and biscuits.. LOl here we were on a diet but he didnt know lol... so we had a sweet weekend...

In the evening there were MGP for kids... One from bf´s work took part but unfortunatey she didnt win... It was an aweful song which won:O(

Du er sod, du er kaer, du er mange sms´er vaerd... Jeg stoler paa dig, jeg holder af dig, du er en sand ven for mig... Livet er ikke en leg, men jeg er altid her for dig.

First I had cold then Emil

Emil has a cold so we cancelled our visit at one from the parenting group...
First I haad a cold and now Emil´s got it...Boo Hoo..:O( So we spend the day playing and have fun...

Tak for dine nogenbilleder! De er nu sendt til Afrika og takket vaere dig, har det afrikanske folk mistet sexlysten, og folkebestanden er endelig paa vej ned..

Xmas Dinner In september..

At 1pm we visited one from the parenting group... Lol Emil was shy.. but the played a little while we had coffee and sweets...

At 5pm we were invited for dinner at my moms-in-laws. They had maked xmas dinner with sweet potatoes, potatoes, roast pork etc mmmm yummi... We also had dessert but can´t remember what´s called...

En morgen ringede telefonen, og manden tog den. Efter faa sekunder raabte han: - Hvor i helvede skulle jeg dog vide det fra. Vi bor sgu 300 kilometer fra havet! Hans kone spurgte: -Hvem var det, du raabte ad? -En eller anden idiot, som ville vide om kysten var klar...!

Movie Day

Godmother R came by, she brought a gift for Emil which she had bought in London.. He can play with the toys when he stop putting everything in his mouth;O)
Afterdinner we saw 2 movies, some really great ones...

Kig op i stjernerne og du ser tiden.. Kig i hjertet og du ser kaerligheden.. Kig i ojnene og du ser livet.. Kig paa din mobil og du ser hvem der taenker paa dig..

Tea, cake and Fruits

We went to visit Bodil who has moved out on her own... Its a nice small apart and her own..;O)

Jeg ville bringe dig solen, hvis du var bange for morket. Jeg ville standse regnen hvis du traengte til torke. Jeg ville fange en stjerne for at lyse din vej. Var dette muligt ville jeg ha gjort det for dig. Jeg ville gi dig regnbuen hvis dagen var graa. Jeg ville stoppe tiden saa du kunne naa at forstaa. Jeg ville ha fundet verdens ende hvis det var der du ville hen. For alt jeg onsker er, at du har det godt min ven;O)

Playgroup

From 10am till 12am Emil and I went to Playgroup at church, the kids were from 3 months old till 2 years old... first we sang some songs and then some played with the toys, some eat their lunch... it was a bit odd first of all because I usually don´t go to church very often and we sang some songs about jesus and God... and last the woman who had arranged this were odd...or it could be me... but the idea of going is to let Emil get used to other kids before he begins day nursery October the 1st.

Went home where he took his nap...so did I.. 2 hours sleep, then grocery shopping for the whole week...

Listening to loud music where we danced Emil loves this....

Eat some fruits and played with his toys....

What a wonderful day great mood and nice weather....

Rigtig dejlig god morgen sode. Se en dejlig morgen du vaagner op til, fuglene knepper i fuglebadet, fiskene boller i vandet og en hanlove i Kenya har sikkert faaet spidset blyanen paa den store steppe i nat og du ligger bare der i din seng og gaar glip af hele svineriet...men jeg haaber, jeg fik dig til at smile her fra morgenstunden, og det er sgu mere vaerd end alt det andet, ikk..? Hav en god dag;O)

A cup Of Coffee

My sweet Cousin M came by to say Hi...

Manden og konen ligger i sengen og manden begynder at kaertegne konen, der siger: Beklager skat, jeg har en tid hos gynaekologen imorgen, saa det er bedst vi lader vaere. Manden vender sig og prover at sove. Lidt efter vender han sig om mod konen og hvisker i hendes ore: Har du ogsaa en tid hos tandlaegen....

Big And Great News

We visited Tho, Lis and Chr... Had coffee and talked and suddenly while we talked about the next big party one of them mention a Christening...I was like what Christening and they told us she was about 3 moths pregnant...YEAH CONGRATULATIONS...What a great news... so I hope everything goes well and they find a bigger place and not moving too far away...

Et kram er en maade at dele sorger og glaeder paa. kram er til for alle dem vi bryder os om. Fra mormor, til kaeresten eller din natbjorn. Et kram er noget fantasisk. Det er den perfekte maade at vise kaerlighed uden brug af ord. Det er underligt hvad et kram kan gore for velbefindet. Det fungerer overalt og paa alle sprog. kram behover ikke batteri eller reservedele.

En langstilket rose fra venskabens have, faar du af mig som en fredags gave. Den er til for at pynte saa flot, fordi jeg vil at du skal have det godt..

Visit

We had a visit from one from my parenting group while we had coffee and bread our kids played until they got hungry and thirsty..then they were sitting with us and then afterwards we all played on the floor...fun..

Hvis en uldtot var et knus ville jeg kaste et faar i nakken paa dig! Ha en rigtig dejlig dag...

Glem aldrig hvor meget lys du spreder...Hvor meget stotte du gir...Hvor mange smil du henter frem og hvor mange hjerter du varmer ved at vaere akkurat som du er...

Baby Bio

Emil and I went to baby Bio where I saw Monster-In-Law, we went there alittle before the movie began so he could eat some lunch and when the movie began he got a warm bottle of milk where he felt asleep and slept all throught the movie.... Afterwards I met with my sweet cousin M for coffee and walked home...

Jeg saa en firklover, men jeg tog den ikke, for naar jeg har dig som ven, er der med garanti en anden, der har mere brug for den ...

En Tanke og et smil kan flytte mange mil, men et kram og sode ord kan gore mere end man tror, man glemmer ofte at sige. "Du er vigtig for mig", nu har jeg husket at fortaelle det til dig...

No Hangover

Woke up at 9am without hangover unbelievable.....stayed for breakfast and we drove home to Emil....

They had enjoying themselves quite nice....and it was soooo nice to see him but he was tired hihi he didnt wanted to sleep now he was with his GodMother....

At bo sammen men en mand er som at bo med de 7 smaa dvaerge...Naar han er sammen med vennerne er han LYSTIG, naar han kommer i seng er han SOVNING, skal der saettes lamperr op er han DUMPE, naar jeg er varm er han pludselig PROSIT, skal vi elske kigger han paa mig over avisen og er pludselig BRILLE, naar jeg er morsom i selskab med hans venner er han FLOVMAND, resten af tiden er han bare GNAVPOT...

The Big Day....

En mand og en kone kommer korende. Da de ser et saaret stink dyr paa vejen stopper de og tager det med i bilen.. "Se hvor det ryster" siger konen. "Ja den fryser nok. Varm den nede mellem dine ben" Svarede manden. "Jamen hvad saa med stanken?" "Dor den, saa dor den".

At 3pm we went to church where my moms-in-laws were having the church blessing of their married...It was soo beautiful... a family member sang a song in the church it was sooo beautiful can´t remember the name of it....

Afterwards we all drove where it was held. Got a welcome drink and later there were dinner...mmmm nice....Emil and I were sitting next to each other and he was sitting so nice while eating and with one of his books....There were really nice song and speeches.. One said she didnt wanted to held a speech but sing song and that what she did.. Sounded soo pretty..At dessert it was almost 8pm and Emil was getting tired so I packed his things and drove him home where my friend Rikke would come and take care of him while we were partying and celebrating all night long..it was also the very first time we were going to be away from him for so long but he was in good hands...

I drove back and had fun all night long... went to bed at 4am..what a party...It was my first party in over an year where I could drink..Nice....

manden og konen var paa nudist camping, og sidder ude og nyder solen, manden har lidt svaert ved at beherske hans lyster, og da der kommer to unge skonheder lige forbi, faar han kraftig rejsning, konen knurrer lidt og siger det er upassende, Manden: Aah hold da kaeft, den skal sgu da ha sol paa begge sider!

My Leave Begins Today...

Today my leave begins I think its what its called..Its until October the 7th without salery...but we work something out...I can´t wait to be home again...

Bf begins work monday...so he has been home a month wouw how time flies sooo fast...

Emil has 11-12 teeths...

Hvad hedder det rynkede skind laengst ude paa mandens pik, som farer op og ned naar man har sex...? konen....

A bet Begins

A Big Happy Birthday for Celine who turns 1 years old... I hope You have a wonderful day at your first birthday....

From today our bet begins who will the next month lose most kg..... so helathy food and no sweets... A bet between bf and me....

En kvinde kommer ind paa et apoteket for at kobe arsenik. "Hvad skal de bruge det til"? Sporger apotekeren.. "Jeg vil slaa min mand ihjel" svare kvinden. "Han har en affaere med en anden kvinde." - "Jeg kan ikke saelge dig arsenik, saa du kan myrde din mand. "Siger apotekeren. "Heller ikke selv om han ogsaa bedrager dig... Kvinden tager et foto frem af sin mand i en om situation med apotekerens kone. Apotekeren blegner og siger. "Aa, jeg vidste ikke, at De havde en recept."...

A huge happy Birthday for my sweet Cousin m and Emil´s Aunt....She turns 25, we hope you have a wonderful day hurra hurra.....

10 grunde til at is er bedre end maend: 1. Is er ogsaa godt naar det er blodt... 2. Is er godt baade med og uden nodder... 3. Du har aldrig uonsket is rendende i haelene paa dig... 4. Is kan gore dig tyk, men ikke gravid... 5. Du ved at andre ike har smagt paa din is... 6. Is bor i fryseren og fylder ikke i sengen... 7. En lille is kan ogsaa vaere god... 8. Is bliver ikke mindre bare fordi det er koldt... 9. Is plager ikke om at du skal spise den... 10. Du har altd lyst til at synke...

Second...

Second time Emil takes a step ahead....cant remember excatly the date for Emil´s frst step...

Nyt paa markedet. VIAGRA for kvinder, sprojtes ind under knaene.....Saa kan de staa laengere i kokkenet...

Hr. og Fru Jensen er i Marokko og besoger det lokale marked. Pludselig ser de et par guldtofler og sporger hvad de koster. De meget dyre. Det er aegte elskovstofler, naar du har dem paa har du aldrig problemer med potensen.. Fruen lytter interesseret og foreslaar manden at prove dem.. Han tager dem paa og de virker.. Han kaster Hassan op paa disken og giver ham en baghyler.. Hassan spraeller og raaber "Du har taget dem omvendt paa..."

Kondomernes top 10. 1. Fakta-kondom... Det tager kun 5 minutter... 2. L´orel-kondom... Fordi jeg fortjener det. 3. Frosties-kondom... de vaekker en tiger i dig... 4. Gevalia-kondom... Naar du faar uventede gaester. 5. Kvickly-kondom... saa behover du kun at komme et sted... 6. Danske Bank-kondom... Gor det du er bedst til... 7. B.T-kondom... Saa sker der noget... 8. DSB-kondom... Hvis tiden er vigtig... 9. Nike-kondom... Just do it... 10. Carlsberg-kondom... Nyd det lige saa laenge det varer...

Stayed Home W/ Emil

Happy Birthday To Malene who turns 27, I hope you have a wonderful day...

My cousin M came by for coffee and talk...

Farmor kommer ind i BR for at kobe en Barbie til Ida paa 8. "Hvor meget koster saadan en Barbiedukke?" Eksp. "Det er meget forskelligt, vi har Bikini Barbie til 49,95. Disco Barbie til 89,95. Ogaa har vi skilsmisse Barbie til 499, 95.." Jamen dog, hvorfor koster skilsmisse Barbie saa meget mere? Det er fordi med skilsmisse Barbie folger Kenn´s Bil, Kenn´s Baad og Kenn´s Hus...

A Day Home

Did Nothing...

Politiet opfordre alle til at tage bussen.. Med de nye regler vil man komme laengere for 3 klip i bussen end i egen bil...

Register married...

Worked 6.30am-1.30pm, home bath change and on to the City Hall where my moms-in-laws were register so now they only need to go to church and be blessed...

Later we went out for dinner at Jensens B?fhus pretty nice and my son was soo nice...


En gift mand havde gjort en ung kvinde gravid, og sendte hende til Italien.. Bare skriv et postkort med "Spagetti" naar fodslen er over, saa fikser jeg alle udgifter, sagde han. En del maaneder senere kom han hjem, og konen sagde: Du har faaet et maerkeligt postkort idag.. Han tog postkortet, laeste det og faldt om paa gulvet med hjertestop. Paa postkortet stod der "Spagetti, Spagetti, Spagetti, Spagetti. To med polse og kodboller og to uden"!

Meeting At Work

Hurra Happy birthday to Thomas who turns 28, hope you have a wonderful day...

A long day at work 8am til 8pm.... because we had a meeting from 5pm-8pm....

Vidste du at leasy er begyndt at forhandle dildoer? og Peter gaar ikke for den virker....

Lumps in One of My Breasts

Working from 6.30am till 10.30am..

Few Weeks ago I found some lumps in one of my breats so I went to the doctor today together with my bf... The doctor felt and he couldnt feel a thing, neither could I so he said that it could be because of my period but had to come again if I felt anything again. Pew what a relief.

Later my son and I went to the pareting group, It was nice to met everyone again...

2 herrer paa plejehjemmet sidder og snakker....Den forste siger: Det er traels at blive gammel... I morges da jeg barberede mig skar jeg mig fire gange... Den anden siger: Det er da ikk noget... I morges da jeg skulle tisse rystede jeg saa meget at jeg kom 3 gange...

Buns W/ Chocolate

My cousin came by for coffee and she had baked buns with chocolate...nice and Emil tasted it for the first time...buns with chocolate...and he liked it... He knows whats good;O)!?

Fodt som jomfru og dod som jomfru, var teksten hun onskede paa sin gravsten. Stenhuggeren kortede det ned til Returneret uaabnet.....

The Day After

Emil woke up at 9am;O) so we got inside getting ready for breakfast and my mom-in-law had a little hangover hihi....She had a great and wonderful time..

En lille dreng sidder paa trappen og leger med sin tissemand da en gammel dame kommer forbi. -Ved du ikke, at man kan blive blind af det der? Drengen stopper og taenker, men begynder igen at lege. Nu bliver damen vred, - Sig mig er du ligeglad med at blive blind? -Vel er jeg ej, men jeg bliver sgu ved til jeg skal ha´ briller..

Bachelorette Party

Emil has 10 teeths..

Bf and I went to a bachelorette party with my mom-in-law...

Because we both were going, we had her wife to be to take care of him... It was the first time that both of us had to be gone and for soo long..

Well we meet with family, friends and collegues at 2pm and then drove to their house to surprise her and she didnt had any idea that we were going to do this.... We had brought a basket w/champain, sweets, and friuts. Champain for her...so she got ready and we drove first she was going to Turkish Bath. While she was inside we enjoyed a beer and lunch in the sunny, beautiful weather by the water...

Afterwards we dove somewhere, where she and us had to record 2 songs... my mom-in-law were the lead singer and us were background singers...it was sooooo much fun and we sounded aweful...

Then when we were done with that we went out for dinner on a nice restaurant...I had fun and met some fine people..

We ended with to go on a bar till 1 am then I was tired and wanted to go home... Bf and I had sleepover at my moms-in-laws...

Mand og kone paa skovtur. Mand skal pludselig bummelum. Saetter sig i skovkanten og presser. Saa skriger og stonner han. Klap i, siger konen. Du kender sgu ikk til smerte. Har du maaske fodt born? Nej, svarer han, men har du maaske nogensindet faaet nodderne i en raevesaks???

Back Pain and weekend

Had to go home earliere because of a back pain.... Bf gave me massage which helped...Nice...Its not when you are tighting up....

Emil stands up without holding on to anything....

Et knus er ikke bare dejligt, det er livsvigtigt. Et knus kan lindre smerte og daarligt humor. Gore den lykkelige lykkeligere og den mest trygge mere tryg. Et knus foles rart, overvinder frygt, losner spaendingen og giver motion. Vi skal straekke os hvis vi er smaa og boje os, hvis vi er hoje. Et knus skader ikke miljoet, det sparer energi, kraever ikke noget udstyr. Et knus gor en glad dag gladere og en umulig dag mulig. Derfor et kaempe knus fra mig til dig....

Did Nothing After Work

Den 80-Aarig gamle bessefar er gaaet paa bordel, hvor han faar at vide, at det koster 25 kr paa gulvet, 50 kr paa sofaen og 100 kr i sengen. Med rystende haender traekker den gamle 100 kr frem, og pigen springer straks op i sengen. Naeh, Nae, udbryder den gamle - fire gange paa gulvet!!

A Evening W/The girls

Emil and bf came to my work to pick me up.... quite nice then i didn´t had to take the bus home....

Later for dinner Emil and I meet with a group of girls at a friends apart...
quite nice, talking, laughting..having a nice time...

En mand paa 84 gik til laegen for at faa taget en saed prove, han fik en botte med hjem. Da han kom naesten dag var botten tom. Den er jo tom sagde laegen. Ja det gik simpelt hen ikke, forst provede jeg med hojre haand, saa med venstre derefter provede konen, med beggge haender, hun provede ogsaa med munden, baade med og uden taender, nabo konen provede ogsaa endda mellem knaene, vi kunne ikke faa det skruelaag af!

Did Nothing

En Svensk undersogelse viser, at damer med rynket rov og haengepatter, laeser deres sms´er med tommelfingeren. Det er for sent at skifte nu...

Back To Work

Back to work...

To nonner, kom gaaende gennem klosterhaven, hvor de fik oje paa gartneren, som stod og pissede i bedet. "Neej, hvad er det dog for en?" Sporger den ene nonne. "Det er en plantepind, vil i se hvordan den virker?" "Tro ham ikke", sagde den anden, " igaar sagde han det var en flojte men jeg kunne ikk faa en eneste lyd ud a den!"

Back w/The Car

Visit my moms-in-laws and drove back with their car which we had borrowed....

To maend havde deres fuldskab lagt an paa en trans. Den ene tog tojet af og hoppede paa bagfra. Den anden ville hoppe paa forfra, men fandt uventet ekstraudstyr og udbrod. Rolig Ivar du er brudt igennem....!

Last Day.

Last day in Ejby just relaxing, cleaning and making coffee and lunch ready till they come home...

Faderen kommer forbi datterens sovevaerelse hvor hun ligger med et snurrende massageapparat. Hvad daelen laver du? - Det kan du vel se! snerrer hun. Jeg er 30 aar og ugift. Noget skal jeg da ha... Om aftenen kommer hun forbi stuen hvor faderen sidder med et par bajere og hendes dildo i sofaen. Hvad laver du? Sporger hun overrasket? - Jeg faar mig en pilsner og ser fodbold sammen med min svigerson....

Finally Holbaek....

The weather was fine so we went to downtown Holbeak walking, shopping...but it was quick;O(
On the way home went by the bakery;O) Want to support his bakery and we got somethings for free hm...

Den perfekte svigermor er saa senil, at naar hun ankommer i taxa, gaar man bare ud til hende og siger. "Tusind Tak for besoget svigermor - kom godt hjem.....

Another Long Walk...

Relaxing day..

Went for a long walk with Chico...down by the water and turning right, along the water and up the hill..took a pic what a view....I might put it on the site...

Emil can now stand up by the table....

En varm solrig sommerdag paa Hirtshals Havn, staar der en ung pige og kigger nysgerrigt paa en fisker der er ved at reparere sine garn. Efter 5 min. stilhed siger fiseren. Hvad er du saa for en? Jeg er lesbisk, siger pigen. Naa, siger fiskeren, hvad aver saadan nogen? Vi slikker fisse og drikker ol... Efter 5 min. sporger pigen. Hvad er du saa for en? Tjaa indtil for 5 min. siden troede jeg at jeg var fisker.....nu er jeg lesbisk....

My Sweet Cousin

Emil 10 Months yeah...

Emil was awake from 1.30am tll 4am.... the reason well his clothes were wet so I had to change him and he woke up:O( so he couldn´t sleep afterwards.... So I was tired the day after....

Later that day we droe to Holbaek Storcenter to buy few things for our apartment.. On the way home to EJby we drove by my cousins bakery to say hello..it was really nice to see him, I haven´t seen him since....well I can´t remember...Emil got a teddy named Borge Brunsviger..cute...we stayed for a while talked....bought some bread and cake and went home got lunch and later coffee w/ cake.....

Manden til den blinde kvinde. "Kender du forskellen paa at sutte pik, og spise asparges? "Nej" "Saa giver jeg frokost"...

Beautiful Day In Kyndelose.

What a beautiful Day it was sunny, blue sky and awesome...

First we went for a long walk with the dog Chico...Walked down to the water, along the water and on to the small habour, up the hll and home I think it took about an hour wonderful..

Then we drove to my auntie and uncle who lives in Kyndelose a beautiful place...
I love them, the area and the day we spend there...got coffee, eat supper, went for a walk, Emil enjoyed being there as well as we did... they have a dag too named Ally McBeal like the tv-show and she loves kids so she licked Emil in the fae, wanted to play with him which she couldn´t so we did and it was wonderful wonderful....

Et kram er en maade at dele sorger og glaeder paa. Kram er til for alle dem vi bryder os om. Fra mormor til kaeresten eller din natbjorn. Et kram er noget fantastisk. Det er den perfekte made at vise kaerlighed uden brug af ord. Det er underligt hvad et kram kan gore for velbefindet. Det fungere overalt og paa alle sprog. Kram behover ikke batteri eller reservedele.

Waterspout

Even it was raining a lot we drove to Holbaek anyways. We drove in 2 cars...On the way there I saw a Waterspout and tried to getbf´s attention and after a while I did and when we drove again it was gone;O(
We didn´t drove to downtown Holbaek but to Holbaek StorCenter where there are big stores for babies, Furnitures, groceries, etc, I bought some puzzles and books for Emil...
Went home for lunch and guess what the weather clear up, so rest of the day it was sunny;O(

Det nytter ikke at raabe ad en mand, bare laes her: Kvinden raaber: For helvede her roder... kom nu! Vi bliver nod til at rydde op, baade dig og mig. Dit lort ligger og flyder over det hele paa gulvet. Du kommer til at gaa paa arbejde uden toj, hvis vi ikke faar vasket lige her og nu! Manden horer det som: Bla Bla KOM NU Bla Bla DIG OG MIG Bla Bla PAA GULVET Bla bla UDEN TOJ Bla Bla LIGE HER OG NU...

Ejby

We all went to Ejby where we borrow my moms-in-laws house and took care of their dog...

Vore venner er vore spejlbilleder! Heldigt for dig at jeg er pisse laekker!!!

Life

Enjoying being home all day with Emil...

Den gamle far boede langt ude ude lyngen, skrev til sin eneste son som var i faengsel: "Jeg orker ikke at grave haven i aar! Jeg ved du ville gore det for mig hvis du var her men det er du jo ikk"... Faa dage efter skrev sonnen: "Du maa ikke grave i haven far, det er der pengene fra roveriet ligger". Dagen efter gravede politiet hele haven op uden at finde noget.. Saa skrev sonnen igen til faren: "Saa far, det var det bedste jeg kunne gore herfra".!

Friday/Weekend/Vacation

Emil has now 9 teeths..

8.30am till 4.30pm....So today I found a key, wrote a note to my boss that I have taken one. Closed with another one who didnt had a key...

It was the last day before I had a week vacation...yes..yes..Great the reason why I already has taken a vacation was that my moms-in-laws are going to Bornholm a small island for a week and we are going to look after their dog, while we are staying there. But first from Sunday..because I´m taking care of a friends cat Baloo and my friend she is in London and coming back home monday late evening....

The last week my bf has been going home with our son, so he has also taken him at night...So he was tired and I´m looking forward to take Emil at night again...;O)

En tysk bosse fyldte benzin paa og blev lun paa benzin slangen. Han stak den op bagi. En billist stoppede og spurgte. Ist das normal? Nein das ist super....

Thursday

9.30am till 5.30pm..at5pm every kid has gone home and there we both of us without a key.......So I sent hime home and called a collegues GRRRRRRRRRRRR..... Waited 40 minutes...GRRRRRRRRRRR....My boss is on vacation so I couldnt call her to get a key..
Today I´m tired...

My friend Rikke is leaving for London tomorrow so she came by with a key so I could look after her cat Baloo while she was gone....Comes home Monday..

Ved du hvorfor Aahusianerne altid har saa hoje ben paa barnesengene? Saa kan de lettere hore, naar bornene falder ud....

Wednesday

8.30am till 4pm...

Kaere frue. Vi maa konstatere, at De stadig er paa deres bopeal, hvilket vi undrer os meget over. Ifolge indskrivningen i Bloksbjerg mangler Deres navn paa listen.. Vi er godt klar over, at De ikke har den hurtigste kost mere, men taget Deres alder i betragtning forventede vi dog, at se Dem i det sidste oplob.....

Tuesday

6.30am till 12.30pm at work and another day went by;O) A bit tired after work..

De siger i radioen, at en gammel senil dame lober rundt ude paa motorvejen. hvad laver du der? Skal jeg hente dig?..

Monday Back To Work

Yes...Back to work, it was soooo odd.. New kids and collegues I know but havent worked together with...It went just fine cute kids nad nice parents..sweet collegues..
My first day at work 10am till5pm and alone from 3 till 5 but there were only 3 kids left after 3pm so it was just easy and we went outside with the others..
When I got off from work I wasnt that tired which was nice...

Kender du det, at man smider alt hvad man har i haenderne for at laese den. Og saa er det bare en gang ubetydelig pis, lige som denne....

1 day left...Ready

Relaxing and getting ready to go back to work..........

Sender normalt ikke sms overfyldt med komplimenter, men i dette tilfaelde gores en undtagelse..knus fra den sodeste, rareste, smukkeste, mest sexede, pragtfulde, intelligente, tiltraekkende og mest beskeden ven du har....

2 days left..

2 days left before I will go back to work, In one way I look forward to it and in another I don´t because of my son...I will miss him soooo much But the good thing is that he is home together with my bf....


Et smil saa smukt!...Et ansigt saa paent!...En krop saa dejlig!... En IQ saa hoj!...En person saa perfekt!...Naa...Nok om mig hvordan gaar det med dig idag?..

Another visit

Everyone went to lunch at a friends house...

3 mus sidder og praler. 1. Mus, jeg kan drikke 10 bajere. 2. Mus jeg kan drikke 20. 3. Mus jeg gider ikke hore jeres pral. Nu gaar jeg ud og knepper katten...