Visit From My Dad and his gf

I´m feeling nervous in my stomach because we are having my dad and his gf for coffee and aebleskiver.. Because after the way she reacted when I last called to invite them over... They came at 3pm and it went just fine.. It was SOOO good to see my dad again;O)

Nonne i et tog. Overfor sidder en rocker og spiser rejer. Han smider skallerne over paa hende. Hun samler dem op og smider dem ud af vinduet. Til sidst faar hun nok. Hun traekker i nodbremsen og rockeren siger: Du faar 1000kr i bode, din lamme ko. Hun svarer: Naar jeg raaber voldtaegt og de lugter til dine fingre, faar du ti aar din spasser.